Australian rap queen Iggy Azalea just paid 93 dollary doos for a damn cheese toastie.
Yes, $93. No, it wasn’t filled with truffles, gold flakes and caviar, it was just a standard cheese sandwich. So no, we can’t “taste this gold” and apparently, neither can Iggy.
Honestly, toasties are a hot mess. Sometimes a cheese toastie will set you back $3, other times it’ll cost you $16. There’s no real method to the madness, you’ve just gotta whip out your bank card and hope you’ve got enough dosh to cover it.
Iggy was in Vegas, which somewhat explains the astronomical price tag, but the 29-year-old was not having a bar of it.
She took to Twitter to express her frustration over the ridiculously spenno snack. It turns out the ‘Fancy’ singer hasn’t lost touch with reality yet.
But it gets worse, she also got slammed with a ridiculous $10 cutlery fee by the unnamed hotel. How fucked up is that?
The saga continued when she posted a pic with what is potentially the most expensive cheese toastie in existence. I don’t even understand how it’s legal to charge $93 for a sandwich, but it is legal. And apparently, if you’re Iggy Azalea you will (begrudgingly) pay it.
However, fans weren’t so quick to relate to the Aussie rapper, because not everyone can afford to drop $93 on a sandwich.
Why is there no universal toastie price? Why did Iggy Azalea actually pay $93 for a sandwich? Does anyone else buy this ridiculous sanga? I have SO many questions.