“Omg PEDESTRIAN.TV, no one cares about the Kardashians, they are a waste of oxygen, stop posting about them, no one cares!!!!!!” Except you do, because you clicked on this and are reading it right now. As did thousands of other people. And when y’all stop clicking on the Kardashians, we’ll stop posting about the Kardashians. Right, now onto our VERY IMPORTANT AND EXCELLENT POPULAR CULTURE NEWS STORY:
HO-LY SHIT.
Any Kardashian fan has been waiting for this ever since the very, very beginning. It’s been a rumour for decades; random people of variously tenuous connections have confirmed and denied, but finally the day is here.
OJ Simpson has confirmed he will take a paternity test for Khloe Kardashian.
ICYMI:Kris Jenner was married to Rob Kardashian, and had a bunch of beautiful children with him (they’re now known as the Kardashians, and everyone has to keep up with them).However, Rob was good friends with OJ Simpson, and was also one of his lawyers during his trial for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson.Exceeeeeeeept, it’s been a pretty consistent rumour for many years Kris may or may not have had an affair with OJ.AND, it’s pretty obvious that Khloe hasn’t ever had similar features to other Kardashian girls – she’s spoken quite openly about this herself, and joked about being adopted.
Kris has always maintained that it’s ‘a family joke’, which would make it one of the weirdest family jokes of all time. She said this on ‘GMA’:
“We did a whole episode [of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’] on stuff like this because it’s the family joke. Because Khloe was blonde and not dark-haired.”
Regardless, Khloe has always vehemently said she believed Rob Kardashian was her father.
But, according to the Daily Mail, Khloe asked OJ for the test. And he allegedly said he’d do it.
Simpson has reportedly agreed to a mouth swab, but Khloe must ‘shows him a little respect’ and visit him in Lovelock Correctional Centre in Nevada.
We’ll update this story as more information arises.
Source: Daily Mail.
Photo: AFP & Frazer Harrison / Getty.
