The Academy Awards represent Hollywood’s annual opportunity to shower itself in praise, glory and attention while celebrating the best in cinema, but The Razzies, traditionally held the night before, provide a much-needed ego check, honouring the very worst that movies have to offer.

This year’s awards were held on Saturday night in Los Angeles, and as usual, they were a celebration of unadulterated crap. Former Growing Pains star and hardcore evangelical Christian Kirk Cameron was the big winner, with his movie Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas winning four trophies.

The recent Annie reboot won Worst Remake, Rip-Off Or Sequel, with its star Cameron Diaz taking out worst actress, albeit for two completely different films, The Other Woman and Sex Tape. Ouch. This year’s Razzie Redeemer award, for former winners who’ve gotten their shit together, went to Ben Affleck.

Here is the full list of ‘winners’:


WORST PICTURE

Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Left Behind
The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers: Age of Extinction


WORST ACTOR

Nicolas Cage – Left Behind

Kirk Cameron – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Kellan Lutz – The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane – A Million Ways To Die in the West
Adam Sandler – Blended


WORST ACTRESS

Drew Barrymore – Blended

Cameron Diaz – The Other Woman and Sex Tape

Melissa McCarthy – Tammy
Charlize Theron – A Million Ways to Die in the West
Gaia Weiss – The Legend of Hercules


THE RAZZIE REDEEMER AWARD


Ben Affleck (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Gigli to Oscar Darling for Argo and Gone Girl)

Jennifer Aniston (From 4-Time RAZZIE Nominee to SAG Award Nominee for Cake)
Mike Myers (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Love Guru to Docu Director of Supermensch)
Keanu Reeves (From 6-Time RAZZIE Nominee to Critically Acclaimed John Wick)
Kristen Stewart (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Twilight to the Art House Hit Camp X-Ray)


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Cameron Diaz – Annie

Megan Fox – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Nicola Peltz – Transformers: Age of Extinction
Brigitte Ridenour (Kirk’s Sister) – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Susan Sarandon – Tammy


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Mel Gibson – Expendables 3

Kelsey Grammer – Expendables 3, Legends of Oz, Think Like a Man Too and Transformers: Age of Extinction

Shaquille O’Neal – Blended
Arnold Schwarzenegger – Expendables 3
Kiefer Sutherland – Pompeii


WORST DIRECTOR


Michael Bay – Transformers: Age of Extinction

Darren Doane – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas
Renny Harlin – The Legend of Hercules
Jonathan Liebesman – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Seth MacFarlane – A Million Ways To Die in the West


WORST SCREEN COMBO

Any Two Robots, Actors (or Robotic Actors) – Transformers: Age of Extinction

Kirk Cameron & His Ego – Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas

Cameron Diaz & Jason Segel – Sex Tape
Kellan Lutz & Either His Abs, His Pecs or His Glutes – The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane & Charlize Theron – A Million Ways To Die in the West


WORST SCREENPLAY


Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas, Written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey

Left Behind, Screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus, based on the Novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
Sex Tape, Screenplay by Kate Angelo and Jason Segel & Nicholas Stoller
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Written by Evan Daugherty and Andre Nemec & Josh Applebaum, based on Characters Created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman
Transformers: Age of Extinction, Written by Ehren Kruger, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures


WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL


Annie

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The Legend of Hercules
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Transformers: Age of Extinction

via Vulture
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