Henry Cavill, Superman, man of steel, actor extraordinaire and super hunk daddy 3000 has made his relationship Instagram official, but he must have posted the wrong picture because I seem to be missing?
Girls, gays and theys, I am sorry to announce that Henry Cavill, everyone’s future husband, has settled for a woman who is not any of us. It’s tragic, it’s awful, and you hate to see it. My dreams of being whisked away by Superman have been crushed.
Cavill revealed his stunning GF Natalie Viscuso in a cute little post of the two of them playing chess. And yes, it was Game of Thrones chess, because our nerd king deserves a nerd queen.
“This is me looking quietly confident before my beautiful and brilliant love Natalie, destroys me at chess.,” Cavill captioned his post.
Feels like shit, just want Cavill to call me beautiful and brilliant.
Hell, even Cavill’s manager Dany Garcia commented on the post with his approval, writing: “She used the closed Sicilian, didn’t she? Savvy.”
And to add a bit of salt to the wound, Viscuso also posted the exact same picture, which lets you know that the two are official official.
As someone in a relationship, I just know the two were cuddling in bed as they posted the pic at the same time. It’s cute, I stan, I support it, even though I am wounded by it.
“Just teaching my dear Henry how to play some chess… or… maybe he let me win,” she captioned her version of the post.
If you’re wondering who the hell Viscuso even is, well, she’s the Vice President of Legendary Entertainment’s Television and Digital Studios.
That’s the production company that was behind films like 2013’s Man of Steel (starring Henry Cavill) and 2020’s Netflix hit Enola Holmes (also starring Henry Cavill). Is it just me or is there a trend here?
Anyway, here’s a clip of Henry Cavill that I put on loop whenever I’m feeling in need of reassurance.
Nothing hits quite like Henry Cavill saying “good boy” ???? pic.twitter.com/kW1w09d4jC
— Joel Devereux (@devereuxxo) March 23, 2021
Mr Cavill, if you ever find yourself single, hit me up and I can alleviate the pains of solitude for you.