HBO Releases Teaser Trailer For Season FInale Of True Detective

A few questions here. 1) Who is the guy with the sniper rifle? Wait, is that the old guy who owns the bar Rust works at? Yep, I think so. Yep. He’s definitely going to shoot someone. 2) Is The Yellow King actually just an effigy made out of sticks who lives in a dark hole somewhere and wears tattered mustard robes all the time? 3) Who is doing that creepy voiceover? 4) With so much glacial understated table setting going on in the last two episodes what percentage of the finale is going to be badass set pieces involving flamethrowers and shit? 85% we’re hoping. 

Six days and counting.

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