HBO “Girls” to get a porn parody, Lena Dunham not psyched


HBO’s wildly sexual popular dramatic comedy Girls shall be reinterpreted as a porn parody by Hustler, much to the bewilderment of creator and main girl Lena Dunham

The original series, what with its average incidence of 4.2 awkward sex scenes per episode* was thought to be an obvious reinvention by producers. It’ll be called This Ain’t Girls XXX, and centres on Hannah’s character as she gives her emotionally-tumultuous boyfriend Adam the flick, paving the way for some experimentation with girls, in the bedroom.
Adult film star Richie Calhoun who has been branded Ryan Gosling’s pornographic twinsie will play Adam in the spoof, telling xbiz.com, “I tried to make it as weird as possible. I tried to say really weird things and do really weird positions.” 
Immediate thoughts: 
1. Omg LESBIANS. That’s edgy. This is going to be a sophisticated piece of adult viewing, no question. 
2. Very clever with the taking the show’s title thing and converting the premise into GirlsONGirls 
3. Wonder if this Richie guy will translate Hannah’s food obsession into a sexual tool? Spreading ice cream on her ____ and putting her into the weird ____ position or something?  Lena Dunham is riddled with apprehension! She doesn’t know what to think: 
UPDATE: Now she DOES know what to think:

 

*made up stats, pretty well accurate but.
Via XBiz

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