HAPPY FRIDAY! People Actually Reckon T-Swift’s A Clone Of A Satanist Leader

 

Here, open your hand for a sec. Nah nah, trust us. See that, what I put in your hand? It’s a grain of salt. Take it as you read this story. Thx. 

ALRIGHTY, GOOD MORNIN’, WHAT’S THE NEWS ON THIS GLORIOUS FRIDAY? Let’s see, hmmmm... ah, what about people believing that Taylor Swift is a reincarnate/clone of a world-famous Satanist? Yeah, that’ll do us nicely. 

It’s true, people are now discussing like it’s some kind of legitimate option. 

Someone found ‘Good Morning LA‘ footage of the daughter and high priestess of The Satanic Church, Zeena Schreck LaVey, and ever since, people have been flipping their shit because she looks a great deal like Tay-Tay. 

2. Taylor Swift is actually an illuminati clone made from Zeena Laveys DNA, a well known satanist from 1985 pic.twitter.com/FKlQuHE59v

— $TEEZY BABY (@fuckthtx) August 18, 2016

update in reference to that convo

Taylor Swift, reincarnation of Zeena Lavey, former Churh of Satan high priestess pic.twitter.com/7MDSZmRmbi

— Drew Laskowski (@drew_laskowski) August 20, 2016

Sooo… Awkward doppelgänger ? ???? #taylorswift#zeenalavey#satanist#antonlavey#shakeitoff#lol

A photo posted by Sarah (@sarahwoloszyn) on Nov 27, 2014 at 1:10pm PST

Watch the ‘Good Morning LA‘ footage and see for your damn self:

People are really thinking this through, debating and conspiring. We’re not hyping; we swear to god this is a real conspiracy theory that’s goin’ down:

Here for the Zeena Lavey/Taylor Swift conspiracy.

— Leah Phyllis (@leahphyllis) September 8, 2016

there is a correlation between taylor swift and zeena lavey (not sure how or why but there must be)

— court suXXX (@magicbabbee) August 25, 2016

Taylor swift IS Zeena LaVey and she’s apart of the illuminati…. js

— MaryJane (@lamemxjane) August 20, 2016

do you think Taylor swift is related to Zeena LaVey ??

— dri (@deadfears) August 19, 2016

Zeena Lavey grooming her clone, Taylor Swift. pic.twitter.com/KB11Zl1KzY

— Prolebasaur? (@Prolebasaur) August 18, 2016

Zeena Lavey, im pretty sure she sold her soul to satan in order to become a famous popstar now known as Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/ZQRDdnJXQT

— Nelly (@NellyLeiLei) August 14, 2016

I truly believe that Taylor Swift is or at least is a descendant of Zeena LaVey don’t @ me

— snow!! (@DIYD3ATH) August 10, 2016

im so stressed is taylor swift zeena lavey is taylor swift cloned is she really the daughter of the creator of satanism i hope I DOTN DIE

— kafka (@rudedyke) August 13, 2016

How does everyone feel about human cloning? I have to admit, we do get some good music out of it. #stophumancloning #badblood #taylorswiftisaclone #zeenalavey #lucifer #endoftimes

A photo posted by Gemini Twins (@topofthefold) on Jun 12, 2016 at 5:08am PDT

@ofwgkta_lifee you ain’t seen shit yet fam. Look up side by sides of Taylor swift and Zeena LaVey

— Ace???? (@AlexisEustace) September 3, 2016

But people are going real deep now. Too deep, if we’re honest. Way way way way way wayyyy too deep. It’s terrifying and we want it to stop. 

Someone actually went into the ‘Bad Blood‘ video and looked for satanic symbols and words, and did word value relations.

To the left #TaylorSwift to the right #ZeenaLaVey. Let’s not overlook the uncanny resemblance between the two. Some say it’s her #clone. The illuminati is known for doing this. They clone successful and influential people that will continue to carry out their sinister agenda for mankind ( keanu Reeves, mark zuckerberg, many other celebs) look into it. The video #badblood itself has a lot of satanic symbols and messages. Here it shows “catastrophe” (swift ) kicked out the window by “arsyn” ( #SelenaGomez). Then it shows swift getting her body reconstructed making her superhuman or maybe immortal. Hebrew #gematria word value for “zeena Taylor bad blood” is “identical twins” with a number value at “1330” which “33” is obviously associated with the illuminati. “Catastrophe” has an English #gematria word value of ” devil horns” and “keanu Reeves” Coincidence?? “Arsyn” has a word value for “hexagram” and “funeral” ( swift appeared dead in the video ). #musicindustry #Rapindustry #fucktheelite #fuckthegovernment #Fuckthesystem #killuminati #newworlddissorder #ForbiddenKnowledge #exposingthetruth #exposed #MURIKKKA #nasalies #Flatearth #populationcontrol #angenda21 #entertainmentindustry #hollyweird #hellywood #politics #obama #hillary  #berniesanders #DonaldTrump #presidentialelection

A video posted by PÃBLÕ??BLÃÇK,?? (@trillyunginofficial) on Aug 21, 2016 at 8:41pm PDT

So, um… yeah. This might be a terrible/amazing as the ‘Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsay‘ theory, but hey! A conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory. Just wanted to give you a heads up guys. 

We’re done. We’re so done. Is it midday yet? We need a beer.

Photo: George Pimental / Getty & Good Morning LA.