Hamish Blake Is Locked In A Feud With The Easter Bunny And You Hate To See It

Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake has been a busy boy these past few weeks, jumping onto Zoom calls uninvited and generally making a menace of himself while in isolation. This time, though, he’s picked a fight with one of the biggest targets of all – the Easter Bunny.

Overnight, he shared some “fiery” correspondence he received from the Bunny, who clearly felt that Hamish had been stepping on his turf. The letter read:

“It’s come to my attention that over the past week you’ve been taking your children on walks around the neighbourhood under the guise that “I emailed you” and told you I had hidden “practice eggs” nearby. You walk them a long, long way from the house then, just as their attention is flagging, you “remember” a (sloppily) rhyming clue I emailed you and lo and behold there is an egg to be found (usually near your shoe).”

The Bunny told him to cut this “offensive” practice out, but Hamish Blake shot back, telling him “I thought your whole deal was to bring kids joy, so in a way, I’m kind of a deputy Easter Bunny am I not?”

EB did not find this amusing, and told him to “stop fucking with my brand – now.” You can see the correspondence below, and frankly, it doesn’t seem like Hamish is willing to back down;

Fascinated to see how this all plays out.

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