Just think, all this time you’ve been walking around repeating quotes from Will Ferrell movies like a sucker when you could have been drinking quotes from Will Ferrell movies like … slightly less of a sucker?
Fans of Anchorman, Step Brothers and the rest of the Ferrell filmography will soon be able to just that at Stay Classy, a bar that will open in late October on New York’s Lower East Side.
Owners Zach Neil and Brian Link say that, while Ferrell is not associated with the bar (and hopefully won’t sue …) it features a gallery of artworks inspired by his various characters.
The real selling point, however, is the cocktail list, which features drinks like a ‘Smelly Pirate Hooker’ and a White Russian-inspired ‘Milk Was A Bad Choice’.
GLASS CASE OF EMOTION. (Muddled rosemary and peach, whiskey, lemon juice,
simple syrup)….$12GREAT ODIN’S RAVEN. (Light rum, ginger beer, lemon) ….$8MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE. (Vanilla Stoli, Vanilla Schnapps, Milk, Ice)….$10MUGATU MULE. (Tequila reposado, lime, bitters, ginger beer)….$10SHAKE AND BAKE. (Shaken whiskey and sour mix with a splash of ginger beer,
served with cherries and lime wedge)….$10SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER. (Jalapeno Margarita, tequila, Stoli jalapeno, orange
juice, sour mix, lime juice)….$10THE F*CKING CATALINA WINE MIXER. (HOUSE MADE SANGRIA)….$8WE’RE GOING STREAKING! ”Adult kool aid” (absolut mandarin, peach schnapps,
triple sec, cranberry juice, grenadine, pineapple)….$14A WHALE’S VAGINA “San Diego” (Vodka, triple sec, orange juice,
sloe gin)….$12YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE! (Hendricks Gin, Blue curacao, Sweet and Sour, Pineapple Juice)….$12
Between this enterprise and the real-life fucking Catalina Wine Mixer that was held in California a few weeks back, it’s an extremely good time to be a drunk Will Ferrell fan.
via Slashfilm
