GIRD YR LOINS: Filterless Sophie Monk To Front Loosest ‘Bachelorette’ Yet

HO-LEE SHIT, IT’S REALLY HAPPENING: 2017’s Australian Bachelorette actually is Sophie Monk.
This is – it cannot be understated – a HUGE upset, not just because we all thought she was bloody joking, but because Bachelorettes are traditionally supposed to be unknowns, plucked from obscurity and given a bunch of roses to wield with impunity and increasing power-madness. 
Add to that the fact that Monk is a certified loose unit who can clearly hold her own under some very high pressure circumstances and you’ve got a recipe for a bunch of blokes paling in the face of a stone-cold rose-distributing bogan without a conscience. Actually this is starting to sound great.
Monk’s already got her dream man wish list sorted, according to an interview with News Corp:
“Someone that works because I don’t want to have to pay for everything.

“Someone who is not competitive. Just a man who has got a good self-esteem. I don’t really want a boyfriend that is obsessed with how he looks because I don’t care.

“And I would love funny but that is tricky.”
Just how tricky finding a man funny enough to top Sophie Monk is yet to be seen. Hold onto your butts, Australia. This season of ‘The Bachelorette‘ is gonna be LOOSE.
Image: Instagram / @bacheloretteau.

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