BRACE YOURSELVES, FRIENDS. THE SEASON IS NEARLY UPON US.
After sifting through a dank, soulless off-season where the actual goddamned sun was out can you believe that shit, it’s once again time for Australia’s now-annual contest of culinary delights.
Network Ten has officially lifted the cloche on the eighth season of MasterChef, which will hit screens on Sunday, May 1st.
As in HOLY SHIT THAT’S A WEEK AND A HALF FROM NOW.
The most delicious news you’ve heard all week – #MasterChefAU returns 7.30 Sunday, May 1, on TEN!https://t.co/GWPT0E7cdk
— #MasterChefAU (@masterchefau) April 20, 2016
And not only that, but this heralds the return of our hard-hitting*, award-winning** recap series MASTERCHEF DRAMA, back for another year to treat reality TV like sport and provide top-shelf quality snark for all your amusement needs.
Who will boldly attempt to cook pheasant despite no previous experience with game?
How long into the first episode will it take for a contestant to try and whip up a goddamned risotto?
Who will take home the coveted silver prop plate that’s been sitting dormant in a Channel Ten warehouse since shooting wrapped last season?
WILL ANYONE BE ABLE TO MATCH THE SHEER CARCRASH SPECTACLE OF THE ADOBO KING HIMSELF?
ALL WILL BE REVEALED WHEN MASTERCHEF DRAMA 2016 ARRIVES ON MONDAY, MAY 2.
Get ready, food fans. It’s gonna be a wild ride.
*Debatable.
**Biggest Dickhead Award 2015 – Cam Tyeson
Source: Network Ten/Twitter.
