Last week, as you may recall, Pedestrian was the recipient of a rather strange package. The package, delivered by a stoic courier (rare), was a puzzling mix of feathers, nests, eggs and cryptic notes that perplexed us for days (even rarer).
Birds Vs. Human it read – but what does it all mean? We lay awake at night waiting for crows to feast on our eyeballs. We avoided KFC despite the crack-like properties of the eleven secret herbs and spices. Ozzie the Ostrich seemed more Machiavellian, distrustful even. We awaited eagerly for the next package…
Well after many sleepless nights we received that second package yesterday, a padlocked crate with what appeared to be apples inside. After using our highly developed Ninja skills we picked the lock and found a six pack of drinks inside – Tooheys Extra Dry’s new cider brand 5 Seeds. Far from the Hitchcockian birds vs humans battle we were hoping for, it all turned out to be a marketing ploy. Needless to say we felt cheated. That resentment however, slowly subsided with the prospect of midday drinking for “sampling purposes”. That, we suspect, was their plan all along…
