For a couple of minutes there, we really thought Game of Thrones season eight, episode four – The Last of the Starks – was going to be a breather, an intermission, a break after last week’s Battle of Winterfell. But HA, NOPE because there’s still Cersei Lannister and her Golden Company – minus the elephants – to deal with.

Exasperated, I cry: It’s Meme Time, Babey into the void.


Dany’s *this close* to absolutely losing it after fucking Euron Greyjoy murdered Rhaegal then her voice of reason, her adviser, her friend, the sweet badass Missandei is killed. In last week’s The Long Night, Dany lost her entire Dothraki army as well as Ser Jorah Mormont. So of course, Cersei has Missandei beheaded by The Mountain in front of Grey Worm and Dany.

Missandei’s final word? “Dracarys”, the High Valyrian word for “dragon fire.” The – *gulps* – word that marked the end of her and Grey Worm’s slavery.

But it’s also synonymous with Dany burning a whole shitload of people so stay tuned for The Mad Queen.

Not Today

The newly-minted Gendry Baratheon, Lord of Storm‘s End proposed to Arya. 

Arya said no.


Jaime goddamn Lannister

Brienne and Jaime drunkenly banged and fans were joyous for about three seconds… then he ran back to his fucking sister.

Brienne was shattered. 


Jon Snow told Tormund to take sweet Ghost north AND HE DIDN’T EVEN SAY GOODBYE TO THE PUP.

What the actual shit, JON.

A Collection of Other Gems

This one’s just a HEHE:

All in all:


See ya next week.

Game of Thrones airs Mondays on Foxtel.

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