For a couple of minutes there, we really thought Game of Thrones season eight, episode four – The Last of the Starks – was going to be a breather, an intermission, a break after last week’s Battle of Winterfell. But HA, NOPE because there’s still Cersei Lannister and her Golden Company – minus the elephants – to deal with.
Exasperated, I cry: It’s Meme Time, Babey into the void.
Me after seeing Arya killing the Night King in the last episode // Me after watching this episode#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/XfUIctbY7V
— #ProtectDanny (@daynii630) May 6, 2019
Me thinking this was a chill episode #GoT pic.twitter.com/QpFupOwwUv
— 1stBorn (@simplyD76) May 6, 2019
DRACARYS
Dany’s *this close* to absolutely losing it after fucking Euron Greyjoy murdered Rhaegal then her voice of reason, her adviser, her friend, the sweet badass Missandei is killed. In last week’s The Long Night, Dany lost her entire Dothraki army as well as Ser Jorah Mormont. So of course, Cersei has Missandei beheaded by The Mountain in front of Grey Worm and Dany.
Missandei’s final word? “Dracarys”, the High Valyrian word for “dragon fire.” The – *gulps* – word that marked the end of her and Grey Worm’s slavery.
But it’s also synonymous with Dany burning a whole shitload of people so stay tuned for The Mad Queen.
I just realized Missandei died back in chains and I’m not okay #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/6Ahsjprhfw
— Lex (@TheLexTalk) May 6, 2019
Missandei just ordered the Endgame for kings landing #GameOfThrones #GOTS8E4 #GOT pic.twitter.com/5b3Nbxqy5A
— Bhav Kaur (@BhavKaur1) May 6, 2019
Missandei’s last words basically told Dany to BURN CERSEI AND KING'S LANDING DOWN.
— Denizcan Stark (@MrFilmkritik) May 6, 2019
She went out like a G.#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/oifc7V2wFA
Me thinking Missandei and Grey Worm were really going to love out their days on the beach together #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/giZaMhOYFl
— Audrey Jacobs (@asj99_) May 6, 2019
*the creators of GoT explaining why they felt the need to kill off Missandei.
— ron stoppable (@MEELFADHIISO) May 6, 2019
Me:#gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/U4am77pz7W
cersei didn’t get a single tear out of missandei. all they got was “dracarys” what a strong fucking woman. she has been through so much only to be killed this way. nobody come near me i’m so sad. #missandei #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/fI2twh6I1F
— Dracary's (@afuadajo) May 6, 2019
MISSANDEI DESERVED TO LIVE A LONG AND FULL LIFE IN NAATH WITH GREYWORM LIKE THEY TALKED ABOUT #GameofThrones #Missandei pic.twitter.com/XnJ3Fy4Iln
— rhe ???? dracarys (@rheanna_esme) May 6, 2019
THE ONLY THING I WANTED FOR MISSANDEI AND GREYWORM WAS A GOOD FUCKING ENDIND THAT WAS EVERYTHING I WAS ASKING FOR IN THIS SHOW. HBO YOU ARE AS CRUEL AND HEARTLESS AS CERSEI #GOTS8E4 pic.twitter.com/iMRDZnGN7s
— DRACARYS???? ???????? (@NaniUrBusiness) May 6, 2019
Me, a known fool, getting attached to Gendrya, Braime, Jonerys, Jonsa, Greyworm x Missandei, etc#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/wyfb9b5b45
— Rossie (@CassieCifuentes) May 6, 2019
daenerys trying to do her hair next episode without missandei pic.twitter.com/G74xil5IBB
— ً (@uItramaIfoy) May 6, 2019
Me crying knowing I’ll never see Missandei, Ghost, and Rhaegal again:
— sarutobi (@michael_for_day) May 6, 2019
Vs
Me watching Dany burn the city alive: pic.twitter.com/8tHaTLdmF9
Dany to Greyworm after Cersei killed Missandei: pic.twitter.com/io9zRHbkNn
— Armani Salado (@salado4congress) May 6, 2019
Not Today
The newly-minted Gendry Baratheon, Lord of Storm‘s End proposed to Arya.
Arya said no.
When Arya gave Gendry the “any woman would be lucky to have you” speech #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/iyxrAay9CD
— Yamato???? (@BornHillsOnly) May 6, 2019
Ayra saying no to Gendry took years off my life but made me proud nonetheless
— sarah schauer ???? (@SJSchauer) May 6, 2019
#GameofThrones #DemThrones
— Billy Martin III (@bmthreezy) May 6, 2019
Arya: You’ll be a wonderful Lord, and any lady will be lucky to have you, but I’m not a lady
Gendry: pic.twitter.com/LnOLiMSpem
Arya when she sees Gendry pic.twitter.com/8cKDbJSaTp
— Grant Goldberg (@GrantGoldberg) May 6, 2019
this is what arya and gendry’s relationship looks like pic.twitter.com/aKEV9FKH0g
— ziwe (@ziwe) May 6, 2019
Arya when Gendry proposed #GamefThrones pic.twitter.com/PathpbMzwW
— Natalie Harris (@nataliehsoprano) May 6, 2019
Gendry got shot down worse than that dragon#GameofThrones
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) May 6, 2019
Also:
Arya, rejecting Gendry’s proposal: “You’ll be a wonderful lord. And any lady would be lucky to have you. But I’m not a lady. I never have been. That’s not me.”
— Sarah Lerner (@SarahLerner) May 6, 2019
Arya, Season 1 to her dad:#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/sd4xiAiATY
Jaime goddamn Lannister
Brienne and Jaime drunkenly banged and fans were joyous for about three seconds… then he ran back to his fucking sister.
Brienne was shattered.
I pray at the altar of Brienne and Jaime boning forever and always.#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/zM63491jhx
— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) May 6, 2019
As a staunch Brienne and Jaime shipper, this episode provided the worst emotional whiplash of my life. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/HDG7uujPQT
— Jamie Jirak (@JamieCinematics) May 6, 2019
Jaime: *leaves Brienne for Cersei* #GameOfThrones
— Reality Reacts (@realityreacts) May 6, 2019
Literally everyone: pic.twitter.com/QP0ZWziXwH
how i look believing jaime and brienne were gonna be happy and forget cersei forever #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/CTksn0FRF8
— Smith???? (@cinssmith) May 6, 2019
#GameofThrones
— harman. (@woIgang) May 6, 2019
Me: Jaime is easily one the best characters of the series his character development has been amazing—
Jaime: [hurts Brienne]
Me @ Jaime: pic.twitter.com/lal8yNVyn7
Tormund finding out Jaime left Brienne at Winterfell #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/8AIYlAEV4G
— Tiquet Wan (@TiquetWan) May 6, 2019
All I want for Brienne of Tarth is life and a consensual sexual experience with someone who didn’t practice on his sister
— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) May 6, 2019
*Jaime and Brienne kiss*
— SARA (@saraalmoura) May 6, 2019
*’This is what dreams are made of’ plays in the background* #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Evzwtf5iJI
the writers when they gave us jaime and brienne together and then took them away within the hour just to fuck with us #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/8oAFLNishk
— katy (@kxty11) May 6, 2019
Jaime: Breaks Brienne's heart.
— Andy Lu (@andrealucia98) May 6, 2019
Me:#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/gjCk7dJBV8
Me after stanning Jaime’s dumb ass for years only for him to do Brienne dirty like that #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/PrPNb0j2RS
— ja’mie lannister: private school girl (@summerhtshello) May 6, 2019
#GameofThrones
— Shalissa (@short_sqaud) May 6, 2019
Literally everybody watching Jaime leave Brienne to go be with Cersei pic.twitter.com/dychvs4pPQ
when jaime got on that horse and left brienne fuckin crying in the snow for cersei #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/s1FplMTnCM
— big stupid (@soll1485) May 6, 2019
BABY GHOST
Jon Snow told Tormund to take sweet Ghost north AND HE DIDN’T EVEN SAY GOODBYE TO THE PUP.
What the actual shit, JON.
This is sadder than Jaime leaving Brienne. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/DHME1msol5
— Emily W. (@emilywdc) May 6, 2019
Jon: Take him with you.
— ❄️????TeamAryaTheGoat????????????????❄️ (@Speede_e) May 6, 2019
Ghost: #GamefThrones #demthones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/BiM5A4cb7c
Winter wasn’t as cold as Jon’s goodbye to Ghost #GOT #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/lr2qCgnEX9
— Kat (@katfromphilly) May 6, 2019
Me seeing hundreds of people getting killed
— supercaligirl ???? (@Supercaligirl4) May 6, 2019
X
Me seeing a CGI dog getting abandoned#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/rpmjkmOxix
PET HIM YOU BASTARD #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/o0BK8nLthN
— Götterdämerung (@GreatGigInHell) May 6, 2019
Ghost, right now. #GameOfThrones #GoT pic.twitter.com/7bAG97jLQB
— Diogo Braga (@dioobr) May 6, 2019
A Collection of Other Gems
This one’s just a HEHE:
Give me the oral history of the Starbucks cup in the frame!!!! pic.twitter.com/4CkFJXFQ91
— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) May 6, 2019
Arya and the Hound on the way to kings landing to kill Cersei and The Mountain pic.twitter.com/LCW4hUlknX
— Arya Stark Fan Account (@Caity_sheehan) May 6, 2019
Spoilers without context #GOTS8E4 #GoT pic.twitter.com/RmoVRzbFUW
— Vicky_hsu (@pwvickypu) May 6, 2019
Euron trying to work out how Tyrion knew Cersei was pregnant when he had only just found out himself #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/hm0ebWjiCM
— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) May 6, 2019
Me: "Oh, he only got hit by one spear he might be okay…"
— Dr.Pibb????️ (@MichaelDiAcri) May 6, 2019
*Gets shot in the throat*
**Sinks to the bottom of the ocean**#GameofThrones #Rhaegal pic.twitter.com/uN1tbkEqyk
If they don’t get Drogon some damn body armor for next episode! WE ARE TIREDT #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/aw8ODOybgW
— Sasha (@SashaClarissa_) May 6, 2019
RIP Rhaegal, you may not have been the favourite dragon but you served as good lighting in episode 3 and will be remembered for it #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/IkxdJzX0VG
— Shy.ovo (@ShyonGredley) May 6, 2019
#GamefThrones
— Elliott (@elliott_benn) May 6, 2019
Jon: don’t tell anyone. Swear it.
Sansa: pic.twitter.com/u8ZzqdSKTs
The Beatles arguing with John Lennon about Yoko Ono, 1966 #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/cq1Y2r9oyx
— Hannah Fronz (@HannahFronz) May 6, 2019
My reaction watching Rhaegal crash into the ocean #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/1l8vBfvWQd
— Alex Joseph (@ThatBrownGuy93) May 6, 2019
All in all:
Me on the phone with the Game of Thrones writers after watching Arya reject Gendry, Jon getting rid of Ghost, Jaime leaving Brienne for Cersei, Rhaegal and Missandei getting killed and Dany starting to go mad all in the same episode #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/JOqEunBfd7
— Nyx/Allie (@DarkNyx13) May 6, 2019
HahhHAHhahahAHhahAH.
See ya next week.
Game of Thrones airs Mondays on Foxtel.
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