For a couple of minutes there, we really thought Game of Thrones season eight, episode four – The Last of the Starks – was going to be a breather, an intermission, a break after last week’s Battle of Winterfell. But HA, NOPE because there’s still Cersei Lannister and her Golden Company – minus the elephants – to deal with.
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Exasperated, I cry: It’s Meme Time, Babey into the void.
Me after seeing Arya killing the Night King in the last episode // Me after watching this episode#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/XfUIctbY7V
— Ari 🌸 (@aridivagues) May 6, 2019
Me thinking this was a chill episode #GoT pic.twitter.com/QpFupOwwUv
— 1stBorn (@simplyD76) May 6, 2019
DRACARYS
Dany’s *this close* to absolutely losing it after fucking Euron Greyjoy murdered Rhaegal then her voice of reason, her adviser, her friend, the sweet badass Missandei is killed. In last week’s The Long Night, Dany lost her entire Dothraki army as well as Ser Jorah Mormont. So of course, Cersei has Missandei beheaded by The Mountain in front of Grey Worm and Dany.
Missandei’s final word? “Dracarys”, the High Valyrian word for “dragon fire.” The – *gulps* – word that marked the end of her and Grey Worm’s slavery.
But it’s also synonymous with Dany burning a whole shitload of people so stay tuned for The Mad Queen.
I just realized Missandei died back in chains and I’m not okay #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/6Ahsjprhfw
— Lex (@TheLexTalk) May 6, 2019
Missandei just ordered the Endgame for kings landing #GameOfThrones #GOTS8E4 #GOT pic.twitter.com/5b3Nbxqy5A
— Bhav Kaur (@BhavKaur1) May 6, 2019
Missandei’s last words basically told Dany to BURN CERSEI AND KING’S LANDING DOWN.
She went out like a G.#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/oifc7V2wFA
— Denizcan S. (@MrFilmkritik) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/asj99_/status/1125245757798457344
*the creators of GoT explaining why they felt the need to kill off Missandei.
Me:#gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/U4am77pz7W
— ron stoppable (@MEELFADHIISO) May 6, 2019
cersei didn’t get a single tear out of missandei. all they got was “dracarys” what a strong fucking woman. she has been through so much only to be killed this way. nobody come near me i’m so sad. #missandei #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/fI2twh6I1F
— _aquils (@_aquils) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/rheanna_esme/status/1125247386538799104
THE ONLY THING I WANTED FOR MISSANDEI AND GREYWORM WAS A GOOD FUCKING ENDIND THAT WAS EVERYTHING I WAS ASKING FOR IN THIS SHOW. HBO YOU ARE AS CRUEL AND HEARTLESS AS CERSEI #GOTS8E4 pic.twitter.com/iMRDZnGN7s
— nani🌱🇵🇪 (@NaniUrBusiness) May 6, 2019
Me, a known fool, getting attached to Gendrya, Braime, Jonerys, Jonsa, Greyworm x Missandei, etc#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/wyfb9b5b45
— Rossie (@CassiesDecker) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/uItramaIfoy/status/1125236600441643008
Me crying knowing I’ll never see Missandei, Ghost, and Rhaegal again:
Vs
Me watching Dany burn the city alive: https://t.co/8tHaTLdmF9
— no bitches? (@michael_for_day) May 6, 2019
Dany to Greyworm after Cersei killed Missandei: pic.twitter.com/io9zRHbkNn
— Armani (@historyofarmani) May 6, 2019
Not Today
The newly-minted Gendry Baratheon, Lord of Storm‘s End proposed to Arya.
Arya said no.
https://twitter.com/BornHillsOnly/status/1125213754344517632
Ayra saying no to Gendry took years off my life but made me proud nonetheless
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) May 6, 2019
Arya: You’ll be a wonderful Lord, and any lady will be lucky to have you, but I’m not a lady
Gendry: pic.twitter.com/LnOLiMSpem
— First Brokage (@bmthreezy) May 6, 2019
Arya when she sees Gendry pic.twitter.com/8cKDbJSaTp
— Grant Goldberg (@GrantGoldberg) May 6, 2019
this is what arya and gendry’s relationship looks like pic.twitter.com/aKEV9FKH0g
— ziwe (@ziwe) May 6, 2019
Arya when Gendry proposed #GamefThrones pic.twitter.com/PathpbMzwW
— nat🦇✨💖 (@natalieeemh) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1125228703406010369
Also:
Arya, rejecting Gendry’s proposal: “You’ll be a wonderful lord. And any lady would be lucky to have you. But I’m not a lady. I never have been. That’s not me.”
Arya, Season 1 to her dad:#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/sd4xiAiATY
— Sarah Lerner (@SarahLerner) May 6, 2019
Jaime goddamn Lannister
Brienne and Jaime drunkenly banged and fans were joyous for about three seconds… then he ran back to his fucking sister.
Brienne was shattered.
I pray at the altar of Brienne and Jaime boning forever and always.#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/zM63491jhx
— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) May 6, 2019
As a staunch Brienne and Jaime shipper, this episode provided the worst emotional whiplash of my life. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/HDG7uujPQT
— Jamie Jirak (@JamieCinematics) May 6, 2019
Jaime: *leaves Brienne for Cersei* #GameOfThrones
Literally everyone: pic.twitter.com/QP0ZWziXwH
— Bridget (@realityreacts) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/cinssmith/status/1125226291362328576
https://twitter.com/woIgang/status/1125226749325860864
Tormund finding out Jaime left Brienne at Winterfell #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/8AIYlAEV4G
— Tiquet Wan (@TiquetWan) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/sadydoyle/status/1125210856948682753
*Jaime and Brienne kiss*
*’This is what dreams are made of’ plays in the background* #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Evzwtf5iJI
— SARA (@saraalmoura) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/kxty11/status/1125227098501787648
https://twitter.com/andrealucia98/status/1125222335345319936
Me after stanning Jaime’s dumb ass for years only for him to do Brienne dirty like that #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/PrPNb0j2RS
— 𓂺tation (@summerhtshello) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/short_sqaud/status/1125226580110974976
when jaime got on that horse and left brienne fuckin crying in the snow for cersei #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/s1FplMTnCM
— sav 🦬🤍 (@savannahgoat_) May 6, 2019
BABY GHOST
Jon Snow told Tormund to take sweet Ghost north AND HE DIDN’T EVEN SAY GOODBYE TO THE PUP.
What the actual shit, JON.
https://twitter.com/emilywdc/status/1125224090917326848
Jon: Take him with you.
Ghost: #GamefThrones #demthones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/BiM5A4cb7c
— Excessively Black Man (@Speede_e) May 6, 2019
Winter wasn’t as cold as Jon’s goodbye to Ghost #GOT #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/lr2qCgnEX9
— Kat (@katfromphilly) May 6, 2019
Me seeing hundreds of people getting killed
X
Me seeing a CGI dog getting abandoned#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/rpmjkmOxix— supercaligirl 🍂 (@Supercaligirl4) May 6, 2019
PET HIM YOU BASTARD #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/o0BK8nLthN
— Gangrena en la psyche (@GreatGigInHell) May 6, 2019
Ghost, right now. #GameOfThrones #GoT pic.twitter.com/7bAG97jLQB
— Diogo Braga (@dioobr) May 6, 2019
A Collection of Other Gems
This one’s just a HEHE:
Give me the oral history of the Starbucks cup in the frame!!!! pic.twitter.com/4CkFJXFQ91
— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) May 6, 2019
https://twitter.com/Caity_sheehan/status/1125230396382146560
https://twitter.com/pwvickypu/status/1125239011293851648
Euron trying to work out how Tyrion knew Cersei was pregnant when he had only just found out himself #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/hm0ebWjiCM
— GoT Things (@GoTthings_) May 6, 2019
Me: “Oh, he only got hit by one spear he might be okay…”
*Gets shot in the throat*
**Sinks to the bottom of the ocean**#GameofThrones #Rhaegal pic.twitter.com/uN1tbkEqyk— MDiAcri ♞ (@MichaelDiAcri) May 6, 2019
If they don’t get Drogon some damn body armor for next episode! WE ARE TIREDT #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/aw8ODOybgW
— 🦋 (@SashaClarissa_) May 6, 2019
RIP Rhaegal, you may not have been the favourite dragon but you served as good lighting in episode 3 and will be remembered for it #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/IkxdJzX0VG
— Shyon Gredley (@ShyonGredley) May 6, 2019
Jon: don’t tell anyone. Swear it.
Sansa: pic.twitter.com/u8ZzqdSKTs
— Elliott (@elliott_benn) May 6, 2019
The Beatles arguing with John Lennon about Yoko Ono, 1966 #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/cq1Y2r9oyx
— Hannah Fronz (@HannahFronz) May 6, 2019
My reaction watching Rhaegal crash into the ocean #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/1l8vBfvWQd
— Alex Joseph (@ThatBrownGuy93) May 6, 2019
All in all:
Me on the phone with the Game of Thrones writers after watching Arya reject Gendry, Jon getting rid of Ghost, Jaime leaving Brienne for Cersei, Rhaegal and Missandei getting killed and Dany starting to go mad all in the same episode #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/JOqEunBfd7
— Nyx 🍁 (@DarkNyx13) May 6, 2019
HahhHAHhahahAHhahAH.
See ya next week.
Game of Thrones airs Mondays on Foxtel.
