Well, another Bachelor season has wrapped, and Locky told Bella he loves her before dumping her for Irena.
It might be television’s biggest cop out since the Honey Bagel… um Ham Burglar…uhhh Honey Badger picked no one. Honestly though, this is worse, because now Irena knows her new boyfriend was ALSO in love with Bella. Telling both girls he loved them? Peak fucc boi behaviour if you ask me.
In what felt like an hour and a half of Locky crying and struggling to make a decision, he told us his conundrum: pick Bella who gives him “this feeling” and um has eyes OR pick Irena who is “so gentle” and “can protect me”. In the end, he picked Irena, because he could “see a future” with her.
The whole episode Locky is plagued by indecision and it’s just so frustrating. Even Osher couldn’t bare it.
At the beginning of the episode, Bella and Irena meet Locky’s mum at the same time. Yes, at the same time. Locky hopes that his mum can make a decision for him about which girl to pick. She is unhelpful, of course. However, she lets us know that the right woman for Locky needs to “put him in his place” and be “strong and confident.”
Locky then takes Irena off-roading in a golf buggy?? Bella on the other hand, gets to ride in a chopper and then an orchestra serenades them. During both dates, he tells Bella and Irena he loves them, which is totally not le vibe.
After telling both girls he loves them and giving everyone in Australia trust issues, we get to the final rose ceremony. Locky breaks down crying in front of Bella and says he loves her AGAIN, but then also breaks up with her. Weird. Bella then says “can I leave?” and tbh fair. Finally, he gets to Irena and says he loves her TOO, but this time he actually means it.
For *blindingly obvious reasons*, Twitter was also ticked the fuck off about Locky’s indecision.
Honeybadger will finally comes out of hiding as he is no longer the most hated Bachy #TheBachelorAU
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) September 24, 2020
“I feel like I’m in a movie” well you’re on tv #thebachelorau
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) September 24, 2020
The producers watching Locky tell both girls he loves them when he’s not supposed to #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/o6nEmFhIP4
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 24, 2020
#TheBachelorAU
Locky to the camera crew: I told both of them I loved themThe camera crew: pic.twitter.com/bZKbuPSxft
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) September 24, 2020
The driver going in circles while they wait for Locky to decide … #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rQGY4DL85N
— Hanny Bee 🐝 (@Hanniebee852) September 24, 2020
Just when we thought things couldn’t get worse after the Honey Badger. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/j6h4e9lOxT
— Just Sue.🇺🇦 (@SueKennedy19) September 24, 2020
Go on #SurvivorAU they said, it’ll be fun they said.
3 years later:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HHrWJ99k2D
— Shannon Guss (Gaitz) (@ShannonGaitz) September 24, 2020
kick him in the dick #thebachelorau
— a (@jackcallahans) September 24, 2020
Dont 👏🏼tell 👏🏼someone👏🏼you👏🏼love👏🏼them👏🏼if 👏🏼you👏🏼don’t👏🏼 #TheBachelorAU
— hi im jess (@jessal_21) September 24, 2020
I just feel bad for Irena having to watch Locky be in love with Bella…. not a great way to start a relationship 😬😬😬#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/V3qzeWbkdT
— Sarah 🧡🧡🧡 (@saphirre_jones) September 24, 2020
Me at 9.01 precisely two minutes after arriving at work #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/39NqMAqZ5p
— Kat (@fatkattweets) September 24, 2020
Me every time that horrible tattoo comes on screen #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/d1EE18MkFR
— Nathan (@nathanbrown90) September 24, 2020
He has had his tonsils interlocking with 6 other women but can’t hug his mum #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Y31HgDqdCS
— Natalie Akko (@natalie19815) September 24, 2020
Locky after saying he loves Bella one day and then breaking up with her the next #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/wSBBOt6txp
— Nathan (@nathanbrown90) September 24, 2020
he shouldn’t have told either of them that he loved them until he made up his mind. hurting Bella like that was completely unnecessary. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/pXhbPiOkN5
— alysha is playing totk (@venomhaven) September 24, 2020
At this point it’s almost as if the winner is whoever didn’t get picked and is having to watch this back right now #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/sbUhyDoOnK
— Chloe (@ChloeLouQ) September 24, 2020
I can barely watch.
And I was there. #TheBachelorAU— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 24, 2020
“You can’t turn this around in me.” Fuck yes, Bella. I love that you’re standing up for yourself. I’ve actually never liked you more. #TheBachelorAU
— Shalailah Medhora (@shalailah) September 24, 2020
The Honey Badger copped a lot of shit for not choosing either of the girls on The Bachelor.
For what it’s worth, I’d take that rejection any day of the week over a guy telling me he loved me when a) he doesn’t mean it & b) he’s also telling another girl the same.#TheBachelorAU
— maddie (@maddiemelb) September 24, 2020