19 Of The Best Reactions To Locky Reaching Peak Fucc Boi On The Bachie Finale

Well, another Bachelor season has wrapped, and Locky told Bella he loves her before dumping her for Irena.

It might be television’s biggest cop out since the Honey Bagel… um Ham Burglar…uhhh Honey Badger picked no one. Honestly though, this is worse, because now Irena knows her new boyfriend was ALSO in love with Bella. Telling both girls he loved them? Peak fucc boi behaviour if you ask me.

In what felt like an hour and a half of Locky crying and struggling to make a decision, he told us his conundrum: pick Bella who gives him “this feeling” and um has eyes OR pick Irena who is “so gentle” and “can protect me”. In the end, he picked Irena, because he could “see a future” with her.

The whole episode Locky is plagued by indecision and it’s just so frustrating. Even Osher couldn’t bare it.

At the beginning of the episode, Bella and Irena meet Locky’s mum at the same time. Yes, at the same time. Locky hopes that his mum can make a decision for him about which girl to pick. She is unhelpful, of course. However, she lets us know that the right woman for Locky needs to “put him in his place” and be “strong and confident.”

Locky then takes Irena off-roading in a golf buggy?? Bella on the other hand, gets to ride in a chopper and then an orchestra serenades them. During both dates, he tells Bella and Irena he loves them, which is totally not le vibe.

After telling both girls he loves them and giving everyone in Australia trust issues, we get to the final rose ceremony. Locky breaks down crying in front of Bella and says he loves her AGAIN, but then also breaks up with her. Weird. Bella then says “can I leave?” and tbh fair. Finally, he gets to Irena and says he loves her TOO, but this time he actually means it.

For *blindingly obvious reasons*, Twitter was also ticked the fuck off about Locky’s indecision.

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