Look I know it’s still nipple-bitingly cold out there at the moment but I promise that summer’s just around the corner. You want to look your absolute best for the swimming season, so why not put your best buns forward draped in a pair of limited edition, super rare Deadpool 2 Budgy Smugglers?
“Why me?”, we hear you ask? It’s because we know you’ll find the perfect occasion to wear these bad boys. Whether it’s giving the ol’ Don’t Argue to a shark while necking a cold one, or you’re navigating a huge grass patch full of bindies before you hit the waves, these budgies will give you the confidence of Wade Winton Wilson from the ass up.
These togs are so rare that you can’t buy them, and they’re not even in existence yet so please, enjoy this artist’s impression of what they’ll look like.
Not only will you score yourself a pair of these ass-huggers, but you’ll also cop yourself a copy of Deadpool 2 on Blu-ray, so you can binge-watch Ryan Reynolds in all his cheekiness, and wonder if maybe somehow you can spend the next couple of months before summer getting just as fucken ripped as him. Maybe bung on your Budgy Smugglers, chuck a couple of poses, and put them on your Insta cos you’re really feeling yr oats, y’know? #Blessed #DeadpoolPose #ShreddedForSummer #RyanPlsNoticeMe
The Blu-ray release is the “super duper cut“, which means there is an extra 15 minutes of never-before-seen footage of the movie, just to improve your intake of precious Vitamin D (D for Deadpool, obv).
All you gotta do is fill out your deets below and cross all your fingers and toes that you’re one of the lucky winners.
