The Internet Can’t Decide If These Are Horses Or Shapely Man Asses

Reddit is allegedly losing its shit over a picture that looks like two extremely shiny naked blokes having a sword fight with their hogs. I say allegedly because for the life of me, I can’t actually find the Reddit thread the image originates from.

Sources aside, I can see what they mean. At first glance, it does look like two very toned asses standing in a bucket, proudly thrusting their peens into one another. In reality, that’s just two horses having a feed. Check out the full pic below.

Yep, two horses chowing down on some grub. According to The Sun, one Reddit user said “It looks like two naked men sword fighting!” Another wrote, “I thought at first it was really well sculpted asses. Naked and in a NSFW position. Also kind of looks like legs.”

I seriously can’t find the Reddit post anywhere, so I can’t verify whether those comments are legit. I tried a reverse image search as well as searching the actual comments, but no dice. Maybe it’s been deleted. Either that or I’m not very good at using the internet.

Legit or not, the comments are accurate – those horses look suspiciously like two fellas having a really good time. They have that well-oiled, bronzed bodybuilder look, you know?

It’s just a couple of horses, folks.

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