That would be finger the noun not the verb you creeps…
When it comes to Christmas shopping for your fashion loving friends, are you short on both cash and inspiration? If the answer is yes, look no further than the Karl Lagerfeld finger puppet. Sure to pop up at dinner parties the world over to critique the outfits of fellow guests, the Lagerfeld finger puppet can be used to thinly veil your disdain for other people.
I imagine using it a little like this…
Mary: Hey John!
John: Hey Mary, what’s that on your finger?
Mary: Oh it’s Karl Lagerfeld.
Karl: John you are too fat for your jeans and I can see your toupee.
John: Mary, what the fuck?
Mary: Sorry John, Karl is a bit drunk, and doesn’t cope well with meeting new people. How’s the new job?
End scene.
