FINALLY, JUSTICE: A Porn Site Is Sending Brendan Dassey To WrestleMania

Previously convicted murderer and star of ‘Making a MurdererBrendan Dassey had his conviction for the murder of the journalist Teresa Halbach overturned less than a month ago. He’d be set free from prison within 90 days of that date. 
Dassey‘s conviction was overturned because the police who interrogated him and extracted his confession to the grisly murder as a teenager, actually broke a bunch of protocols and acted ‘improperly’. 
Judge William Duffin‘s statement read, 
“The investigators … assured Dassey that he had nothing to worry about. 

These repeated false promises, when considered in conjunction with all relevant factors, most especially Dassey’s age, intellectual deficits, and the absence of a supportive adult, rendered Dassey’s confession involuntary.”
After this now-void confession and the consequential arrest, one of the last things Dassey said to the police as a free man was “Will I still be able to go to Wrestlemania?” – and pretty much every fence-sitting viewer of ‘Making a Murderer’ sighed as their hearts kind of broke for a boy who was clearly intellectually disabled and didn’t even seem to know he was about to go to jail. 
So, when Dassey was released, a petition was started. And now, after 9 wrongly convicted years in prison, he will finally be able to go to Wrestlemania
A porn site (yes, lol) called xHamster is sending him to the hyped WWE event, and spokesman for the XXX site Alex Hawkins said via press release:

“We are pleased that we can make this young man’s dream of going to Wrestlemania come true. 

We have been in talks with the family and they are more than thrilled that Brendan will get this opportunity after so many years of heartache and injustice. 

We are waiting on a response from Brendan and we know he will be thrilled that he is going to Wrestlemania when he gets out.”
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Source: Supplied.
Photo: Making A Murderer/WWE.

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