A lot of news stories require careful consideration, detailed research, deft manipulation of language or extensive editorialising in order to get their true worth across to you, the audience.
This is absolutely not one of those stories.
In fact, most of the words we’re writing here are completely and utterly superfluous.
Seriously, there’s no point to them at all.
You’re not even reading them, are you?
We could write whatever we wanted. It could just be straight-up nonsense.
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Here’s Joe Manganiello on the poster for the upcoming impeccably titled Magic Mike XXL.
Magic Mike XXL hits cinemas on July 1st.
The drool will mop up easily from your keyboard with a slightly dampened cloth. Leave it to dry overnight just to be safe.
via Entertainment Weekly.
