Yee-Fucking-Haw: The Farmer Wants A Wife Teaser Is Here & They’ve Rounded Up Some Top Blokes

Grab your Akubra and practice your yee-fucking-haws because the Farmer Wants A Wife cast for 2021 has just been unveiled in the first teaser for the new season.

In the teaser for the beloved reality series, Seven introduces us to the lads and woof, they’ve rounded up a decent crop of blokes this year.

Pls meet the dating show’s newest lovesick farmers: Farmer Matt (26, Orbost, Victoria), Farmer Andrew (30, Delegate, NSW), Farmer Sam (24, Canowindra, NSW), Farmer Will (39, Longwood, Victoria) and Farmer Rob (40, Snowy Mountains, NSW) who, according to Seven’s press release, “were all born for life on the land, but agree there’s one thing missing; a soul mate to share it all with.”

Have a geeze at the first boot scootin’ trailer below:

So get this: apparently Farmer Wants A Wife has stitched together 99 marriages, which has spawned 225 beautiful farmer babies, worldwide. That’s a pretty sweet score!

The Aussie rendition is hosted by Natalie Gruzlewski and is the world’s most successful dating show but, I mean, what’s their competition? MAFS? Feh.

Anyway, the brand new season of the show is coming soon.