If you want to see people who are wealthier than you will ever be get married, and you want to do that on the largest screen possible – you’re in luck. The royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is coming to a cinema near you. No, really.
Event Cinemas announced today that they’ll be live screening the royal wedding across the nation, in 39 of their cinemas.
It’s a total ~affair~, of course – there’s prizes for best dressed, there’s alcohol in some venues, and I’m almost sure there will be plenty of royal-obsessives that cry. In short – A BLOODY GOOD TIME.
Tickets are $10, or you can splurge on one of the “Royal Packages”, which start at $20 and include a ticket to the show plus two candy bar items. Because you cannot get through this without a choc top and a glass of sparkling.
Cinemas participating are:
NSW: George Street, Macquarie, Burwood, Liverpool, Castle Hill, Bondi, Miranda, Parramatta, Campbelltown, Hornsby, Tuggerah, Top Ryde, Hurstville, Kotara, Shellharbour, Beverly Hills, Coffs Harbour.
ACT: Manuka
SA: Marion, Arndale
QLD: Chermside, Indooroopilly, Garden City, Pacific Fair, Robina, Myer Centre, Cairns Central, Townsville Centre, Maroochydore, Southport, Morayfield, Mackay North, Toowoomba Strand, Rockhampton, Noosa
WA: Innaloo, Whitford, Morley.
Sadly, VIC hasn’t made the cut – maybe you guys think you’re too cool for a live screening of the royal wedding? Pssssht. MELBOURNE. Always thinking you’re ~too cool~ for us plebs.