A 27-year-old British social media gun at Spotify has just blown Twitter‘s goddamn mind.
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
And so we did.
Once seen, cannot be unseen. https://t.co/UvRT5k2zda
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
“Told you this was a terrible terrible idea” – my last words as I starve to death trying this new fad diet pic.twitter.com/NZznz4vOHz
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
ME: GoT-based advertising is so overdone and bad, i’m glad we’re past all that
KFC: hold my fries pic.twitter.com/bzv041TwnC
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
The state of this. https://t.co/VghleNUtZH
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
World War Three confirmed. https://t.co/gVA0S0tuif
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Is this planet truly beyond saving? Did we go too far? https://t.co/91geMNyXiH
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 4, 2017
Gonna be a long train home pic.twitter.com/XuUkye7K6Y
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Roll my eyes at people who tag their friends into Facebook videos of cool things abroad that they’ll never go to or experience.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
ME: I need to start taking my LinkedIn more seriously
ALSO ME: pic.twitter.com/Ga17X3U0MP
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Oh, it’s happening. For real. Right now.
I played myself https://t.co/slFIEXrT67
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Ain’t ever gonna describe my shopping as a “haul”. I simply won’t ever do it.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
The absolute genius of @TheInspiroBot pic.twitter.com/ZenbjdYV0c
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Sharpest take of the week https://t.co/luyRlaVh7Z
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 3, 2017
Tool.
(and a rake!!!) pic.twitter.com/PGSkMzl452
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
In my newsfeed and I love it? pic.twitter.com/cHL5TT1Edp
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
The boy. Drinking bourbon through a cow’s bone marrow. @SmokeWorksBBQ pic.twitter.com/ZRCgXHh7Sp
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
Shed loads of reasons to play Risk Legacy. https://t.co/DhSnZrifbZ
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 2, 2017
She will inexplicably be a giant screaming gramophone
^ My prediction for the return of Audrey in Twin Peaks Season 3.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Was this the point at which civilisation ended?
“That place where the wave finally broke and rolled back” ??? pic.twitter.com/hLNNc0jA07
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Looking closely at the trailers, it seems Inhumans and Jumanji 2 both take place on the island from Lost. pic.twitter.com/tT0K5pWyRT
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Kind of mad that in other counties their public holidays aren’t all Mondays, so they get these weird ‘bridge days’ off AKA free holiday days
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Of course. I use the same excuse in practically every meeting I attend these days. pic.twitter.com/C3ad5AmqkT
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Dumb question, but is there an app which automatically saves money based on what you can afford and there’s a £10 signup code offer? Anyone?
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
With every fibre of my being I do hereby declare that I will never knowingly watch a single episode of Love Island.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Her opinions seem particularly out of place given that we live in progressive Europe and it’s LITERALLY Pride month. https://t.co/vJaFiec5VT
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 30, 2017
Finger never recognised by macbook/phone fingerprint scanners. Might as well smear grease on them at setup to save time.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
And I hear that George Osborne is now attempting to manually boost the economy by personally doing every job in it.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
Her is a film that I still think about loads. Not just the technology, but the overall aesthetic, which I hope to one day achieve. pic.twitter.com/nBBeoWONCW
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
Thumb up review for Baby Driver. Very decent soundtrack too.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
In ten years time, it’ll be revealed that all of Neil Buchanan’s big art attacks were themselves part of an even LARGER art attack.
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
The police cba to look at the CCTV directly overlooking the bike rack, so I guess I’m never getting my bike back ?? pic.twitter.com/33OLKaWTlP
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 29, 2017
Shape of the magic money tree pic.twitter.com/lKyNIMw2nl
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017
Of course, follower numbers is a meaningless metric.
But that doesn’t stop me endlessly obsessing over it daily.— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017
An enormous thanks to each and every one of my now 600 followers ??
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 28, 2017
L
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On what planet is an in-hospital Burger King a good idea? pic.twitter.com/8ynBEhetRe
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 27, 2017
Her.
She’s ruthless, cunning, and will do anything to hold onto power. I didn’t say her name, but she just popped into your head didn’t she? pic.twitter.com/65wZCWOyT7— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 27, 2017
Forehead, meet palm pic.twitter.com/1mJhtIrCqj
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 27, 2017
