Last night I was trawling through Twitter, as you do, when I came across a thread called ‘This is a thread about what it’s like to be Elon Musk’s neighbour.’

Naturally, I had to have a reccy of it and the tea is as batshit as you’d expect.

“Briefly, several years ago SpaceX moved some of its operations to Boca Chica, Texas, a small beach community of fixed-income retirees,” the writer began, referencing Musk’s company.

“They promised to be good neighbours. Backstory here.”

Strap in, folks.

Head on over to the thread and have a read of the responses, ‘coz they’re just as wild.