Shut The Fuck Up Because Elliot Page Would Like To Say Something With His Washboard Abs

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Elliot Page has posted an absolutely glowing pic of him by the pool in Summer, and apart from it being the sweetest fkn thing I’ve seen this week, it’s also the hottest. Sir, I am looking respectfully.

Page celebrated getting his first pair of boardies by posting a classic shirtless pic by the pool, and we are eternally grateful. Honestly, when I was endlessly scrolling through my feed this morning, I had to pause and contemplate the hotness that was before me.

I truly didn’t even realise it was Page, I was too blinded by the fkn WASHBOARD abs. King, king, king, king, king!!! Sorry to all the basic Sydney gays that I follow, but you’re just not doing it like Page is doing it. The effortless smile? The genuine pose? The lack of egregious Facetune and editing? THE GOLD CHAIN?

I am but a humble homosexual, I see hot I appreciate it.

“Trans bb’s first swim trunks #transjoy #transisbeautiful,” wrote Page in the captions.

Page first came out as a transgender man back in December 2020, but his first massive interview was with TIME Magazine in March of this year.

“Even though [I was] an actor, just putting on a T-shirt cut for a woman would make me so unwell,” Page told TIME.

“The difference in how I felt before coming out as gay to after was massive, but did the discomfort in my body ever go away? No, no, no, no.”

Page also had a super heartfelt interview with Oprah back in April, and did I shed a tear? Absolutely the fuck I did.

“I wanted to talk about it for a couple of reasons,” Page said in his Oprah interview.

“I wanted to share with people just how much it has changed my life. And I want people to know that not only has it been life-changing for me. I do believe it is life-saving and it’s the case for so many people… and because there is such an attack on trans health care right now, when already there is such a lack of access or trans people who don’t even want to go to the doctor.”

Damn, I just love Elliot so fkn much. More thirst trap pics please, I will absolutely not complain.