Considering she belongs to one of the most famous families on the planet, you’d think we’d be 1000% up to date with every move Elizabeth Olsen makes, but, much like her intensely private sisters, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, she’s something of an international mystery, which makes her all the more intriguing, I feel.

So I wasn’t surprised at all when Elizabeth Olsen just casually revealed in an interview that she and her muso hubby Robbie Arnett got married without telling us because OF COURSE they did it in secret.

The WandaVision queen sat for an interview with Charmed star Kaley Cuoco, where they discussed their respective projects and life in general for Variety‘s Actors on Actors series.

Many a revelation was casually made during the chat, including the fact that there will only be one season of WandaVision (*sobs into a pillow*) and she also revealed that she’s now a married woman.

At one point during their conversation, Elizabeth Olsen referred to her fiancé and longterm partner as her husband and ahhhhhhh!!!

“I’m in a bathroom,” Elizabeth told Kaley. “I’ve been in the U.K. for seven months, and I got back two days ago, and my neighbor is doing so much construction to their backyard. I can still hear it and I’m in the furthest bathroom.”

“I also just noticed that my husband put Little Miss Magic. You know, the Little Miss books?” she said, referencing the decor placed by her boo. “They’re these classic books but ‘magic’ because of WandaVision because he’s such a fucking cutie!”

“I love that he set design for you today. He did a lot…is there craft service, too? What else is he doing?!” Kaley said, with Elizabeth adding with a laugh, “I made him breakfast.”

Elizabeth Olsen and Robbie Arnett have been living on the down low for years. In fact, the only reason we know she’s engaged at all is ‘cos a sneaky-ass mate spilled the tea to E! News back in 2019.

What I wouldn’t give to see piccies of their glorious nuptials. I have so many bloody questions! Were her sisters in attendance? Or any of her fellow Avengers? Were there bowls of ciggies on each table, like at MK’s wedding?

I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING!!!