Frightened Logies Planning Committee Inmate #1: Whatever shall we do to make people watch the 56th TV Week Logie Awards?
Frightened Logies Planning Committee Inmate #2: What if, instead of relying on international stars, we invest in getting quality local talent to perform, don’t shit primary-school-eisteddfod-quality set dressing out on to the stage, reinstate the Outstanding Comedy category and widen the voting pool to include more than just TV Week readers?
Frightened Logies Planning Committee Inmate #1: [visibly terrified] Shhhhhh! What are you trying to do?
(A loud rumbling begins far off. It rapidly becomes loud and incredibly close until the door bursts open and in roars the TV Week Grand Warden)
TV Week Grand Warden: YOU WILL PAY IN BLOOD FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
(Frightened Logies Planning Committee Inmate #1 and #2 are forced to flagellate themselves while on knees making repeated calls to Ed Sheeran’s booking agent)
In other news, Ed Sheeran will join MKTO, John Newman, Jason Derulo and Kylie Minogue on the bill for the 56th TV Week Logie Awards. Tune into the Nine Network’s coverage on April 27th of this year.
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For a reminder of last year’s winners, head here for our 2013 coverage.