Tonight’s MVP Goes To Thomas The Dog, Who Stole Giant Teeth From His Owner’s Easter Basket

Just as humans deserve to treat themselves with a makeover from time-to-time, so do gods. Take Thomas, for example, a dog Michigan who nabbed some giant teeth from his owner and continued to serve some absolute lewks for the camera.

“I got some giant fake teeth in my Easter basket for some quarantine comic relief,” the dog’s owner, Ben Campbell, posted to Facebook over the weekend, “and well… Thomas stole them off of the table…” The subsequent footage is 26 seconds of Thomas dodging his owner, initially shy, before defiantly grinning into the camera, in a very ‘hello world, this is me’ moment.

And ain’t that moment bloody stunning.


Shantay, you most definitely stay, Thomas. I’ve never seen a more glamorous pooch in hooman-looking dentures. I mean, you’re the first, but I doubt any other doggo in hooman-looking dentures could amount to your beauty in this very moment..

Check out the iconic footage below, via Ben’s Facebook, which has amassed over 950k views and 40k shares in just a matter of days. Thomas, we are simply not worthy of your beauty. Smile on, sis.