A 25 year-old man has been arrested after setting King’s Cross Love Machine alight early this morning. The man lit the blaze following a dispute between himself and a (nude or mostly nude) ‘female employee’, according to The SMH. We don’t have anymore information re. the dispute, but it’s very easy and fun to invent evaluations based on the existing facts. Try it yourself!
Five patrons were evacuated, as well as six people from a neighbouring home, and forensics will be checking things out sometime today. God, King’s Cross, you are so damn dangerous. Will you ever lose your ‘sex, drugs and violence’ stigma?
Time can only tell. In the meantime, check out Demi Moore in Striptease to replicate the experience, flame-free, from the comfort of your own home.
TIGHT.
