Die Antwoord‘s Ninja has seen some shit. More specifically, he’s seen rapper and stream-of-consciousness tweeter Kanye West casually put on some hectic anal fisting porn whilst in the middle of a conversation. Casually.
In a video posted to YouTube on May 16, Ninja can be seen telling a story about this time that Yeezy invited him round to mess around in the studio, and “Ye turned on some incredibly NSFW porn without warning.” (Is there such a thing as SFW porn?)
“I had this idea for a track and, as I’m about to say the shit about the track, Kanye turns on a fucking anal sex video. Like a random anal sex video. And then Kanye says, ‘Why is this guy putting his whole hand in her ass with his dick?’ And then he turned back to me and said, ‘Sorry, what were you saying’?”
The whole story starts with Ninja trying to ‘figure Kanye out’ – like, how is someone responsible for a quality track like ‘Niggas In Paris‘ so friggin’ weird? And the next part of this story does nothing to alleviate that.
He continues: “As I’m about to start talking about the track again [AFTER BEING INTERRUPTED BY THE ANAL PORN INCIDENT WE MENTIONED EARLIER], Kanye’s like, ‘Do you like banana pudding?’ Do I like banana pudding? I don’t know, ’cause I don’t know if pudding is dessert, like – we just watched this anal sex video.”
“And then he says like, yo, wifey made some banana pudding. And then we go into Kanye’s house to eat some banana pudding that Kim Kardashian made. It was quite nice. Then we all had banana pudding. And I didn’t know what to say anymore, and I just kind of – so I washed everyone’s dishes. I don’t know, it just felt like the nice thing to do. Then Kanye broke out some fried chicken, and we had some fried chicken.”
Sadly, this tale ends not well.
“I blocked his number afterwards because I just didn’t… I don’t know,” ends Ninja. “That shit was too weird.”
Let us repeat: Ninja, from Die Antwoord, called Kanye too weird. Okay then.
Watch the whole thing below:
Source: YouTube / Joe Shmoe.
Photo: Getty / Jason Merritt.
