Let’s meet the other ‘Most Beautiful People’ of 2013…
Mila Kunis –
Spectacularly attractive teensy goddess who is also the greatest interviewee ever.
Adele – Mother, probable future EGOT contender (after snaring multiple Grammy wins and an Oscar) who is wildly popular at funerals.
Nicole Kidman
– Still hot in Hollywood, has increasing indie credibility, urinated on Zac Efron, and will next star as her serene highness Grace Kelly.
Eddie Redmayne – Charming freckled Brit who sings like Kermit the Frog.
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Pink
– By all reports a great person and hardworking performer; maintains inexplicable stranglehold over Australian music charts.
Naomi Watts – Chose lamb roast over a date with Tom Cruise before it was cool; Academy Award nominated actress.
Miranda Kerr
– Car crash survivor on the Australian Vogue cover, mother, lover, goji berry enthusiast.
Ricky Martin
– Person also affiliated with coming season of Channel Seven’s The Voice [see also Goodrem, Delta; Richie, Nicole as per above].
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Ellen DeGeneres
& Portia de Rossi – Recently in Australia distributing joy and half-baked television show recording.
Katie Holmes – In need of a decent job.
Liam Hemsworth
– Shirt-adverse actor of blockbuster movies, fiance to Miley Cyrus.
Helen Mirren
– Forever babein’
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Bradley Cooper
– Defied the odds; starred in The Hangover then received a Best Actor Academy Award nomination. LOL.
Taylor Swift
– Best remixed with goats.
Prince Harry – “His Royal Hot(box)ness”
Amanda Seyfried – On a scale on 1 – Superstar she rates about a 3.
James Franco – Never not doing James Franco-ish stuff to do with James Franco.
Jessica Chastain
– She’s the motherfucker who found Bin Laden [in a movie].
George Clooney – Only person to ever be nominated for Academy Awards in six different categories; winner of two. Looks amazing for an old guy.
Dakota & Elle Fanning – Double adorable.
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The Beautiful People 2013 issue of Who Magazine hits news stands today.
