We Regret To Inform You That Delta Goodrem Has Dreadlocks Now

You know what I  just never thought I’d see in the same sentence? “Delta Goodrem” and “dreadlocks”.

It’s just not a thing you’d imagine in life, is it? If you spend copious amounts of time considering Delta Goodrem’s hair choices. Which you know what, I actually do because she has amazing hair. Look at this:

I’ve actually wanted the name of Delta’s colourist for years tbh. Anyway, I digress. No one cares about how much I covet Delta’s hair. You’re here to see the dreadlocks, and I will give you said dreadlocks.

That’s a fan’s Snapchat story, by the way. Delta hasn’t posted this new… situation on any social as yet.

First thoughts – what. Second thoughts – excuse.

Look, aside from the fact that dreadlocks are kinda probbo on account of them being considered cultural appropriation, this is also not v good dread work, is it.

In fact, I’m hazarding a guess these are some form of clip-in scenario here. Like when you could buy clip in plaits in “your hair colour” except they were nothing like your hair colour and also melted when you accidentally got ’em in your hair straightener.

Sigh. Can you pls return to your usual, excellent hair Delta? Thank you.

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