Would you please Just Shoot Me!™ because this is by far the best story we’ll report all week.
Star of Joe Dirt and my secret first crush, David Spade, has been brutally owned online by none other than 14-year-old Danielle Bregoli, aka the ‘Cash Me Ousside’ teen.
It all started when David catched Danielle inside at none other than Catch LA. Say catch again. Catch.
He took to Instagram to share the photo of the pair, captioning it:
‘How bow dis. ( @bhadbhabie is slightly underwhelmed to meet me ??). Unfortunately she stopped being famous 5 minutes before this was taken’
The 52-year-old’s attempt at throwing shade at a tween online didn’t go unnoticed, and Bregoli was quick to fire back a response that, to be perfectly fair, was pretty fucken good:
‘No lie, I thought dis guy was the waiter’
Someone please fetch the onion jam and Brumby’s white rolls cause that was a farkin chargrilled roast.
Source: Instagram.
Photo: Instagram.
