
While there were no onstage stumbles involving mad bullshit heels (potentially embarrassing!!) these plentiful verbal stumbles more embarrassingly so amounted to zero advancements in the gender equality discourse:
Obviously, Twitter peeps did not hesitate to deal Miss Utah some scathing gratuitous opinion. Deadspin’s Timothy Burke also ignited some rich dialogue when he quoted Billy Madison to further malign her incoherence:

Aww shiet.
In brighter news, Miss South Carolina 2007 is delighted to be overshadowed by a more current silly person, but baby gurl, thanks to the internet and assholes like us, People Don’t Forget:
Yep, South Carolina, you still the worst.
Via Huffington Post