
We’re down to the second last episode of Married At First Sight and I have forgotten what my life is outside of this show.
Tonight’s episode kicked off the first of the final vows and holy shit, Twitter was on the edge of their seats.
But somehow, out of all of the couples, the most stable relationship of all was between Drew and his stuffed unicorn Cornelius.
https://twitter.com/MrAdamMonaghan/status/1244182712253960193
Sorry KC but Cornelius is the one who clearly has Drew’s heart.
https://twitter.com/_itsashleeee_/status/1244182595010580480
We’ve all grown very attached to Cornelius, he is officially my favourite MAFS character. And it looks like Twitter agrees. We love ONE man, and that man is a stuffed unicorn.
Drew left Rick behind without so much as blinking. Okay. If he ditches Cornelius, however, there’ll be war. Or something. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/XC2j1x4tEK
— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 29, 2020
Honestly, the “experts” should’ve set these two up. Sorry, KC.
Drew, you would have a more meaningful relationship if you married cornelius #MAFS
— 🔭🛰🪐🤓🏳️⚧️ lady galadriels 🏏 @ mtcg😷⬆️ (@miss_reys_mind) March 29, 2020
Cornelius + Drew = 4Eva.
Cornelius when Drew came home:#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Vx6Fx6OVZS
— deadplant15 (@deadplant15) March 29, 2020
For a second there, some people were worried that poor ol’ Corny didn’t make it through KC’s purge.
And Drew just answered the big question. Cornelius did survive KC’s purge. #mafs #MAFSAU #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/CAMNxn2tE9
— Laura 🇺🇦 (@lawz500) March 29, 2020
Unfortunately, when it came to the final commitment ceremony, Drew ultimately picked KC, Is this the moment when we all root for Cornelius to be the next Bachie? Wrong show? Okay.
Cornelius after Drew picked KC over him. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mORWw674hJ
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 29, 2020
Poor Cornelius.
Cornelius be so pisssed right now #MAFS #mafsau
— Linda Daley (@LindaDa29915640) March 29, 2020
Cornelius is sitting at home saying don’t do it. That bitch tried to put me on the street #Mafs 😮
— Dave 🤘🏻 (@KISSMyArt72) March 29, 2020
Here’s hoping we can get our very own Cornelius edition of Bachie, or even a romantic sit-com about Drew, KC and Cornelius living their happy little throuple life.