Conspiracists Lose Shit Over Louis C.K. Doppelganger In Porno Gang Bang


Author’s note: in order to write this story, I had to watch Porn Hub at work to get screen grabs. Pray for me.

What would you do if you’re chilling at home

Wanking all alone

On the bedroom floow

‘Cause your horny, and the only way to feed it is to wank to a gang bang while paying zero money

But now your boner’s gone

It’s somewhere else now

C.K. made your cock go down

You ain’t gotta stiff now

So for you this used to be a good time

But Louis made it not at all fine

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Bastardising of the greatest song of the early naughties ~ aside ~, Reddit is currently displaying absolutely zero chill after one of its own became pretty fucking convinced none other than Louis C.K. popped up, peen out, in a PornHub gang bang she was watching.

In a thread titled “(NSFW) Did I just see Louis in a porn?” she linked to said porn, called “Fuck Pussy, Cock Out, Body Shot,” and appealed to the /r/louisck community to prove, disprove, debate, denounce, and generally just figure out if it is, or isn’t, Louis. 

 

A crude compilation of faceless men pounding away at women, it isn’t until the second half of the video that we hear from the Louis lookalike.
The camera pans out, and the lower half of his pudgy body finally becomes visible. 
That’s him on the right:

I mean…

THE BLACK SHIRT. 

And if you listen to the guy’s sex cries – [here: skip to 2:56, but 100% NSFW obvs, unless you wear headphones and sit with your back to a wall] –  it goddamn sounds just like Louis. 
For a while there, Reddit completely lost its shit:

[You can read the entire thread HERE.]

Much to our regret, ‘Louis’ was eventually identified this pale ginger with a penchant for black t-shirts, who’s previously appeared in other West Coast Gang Bang videos.

Still, it remains the most accurate representation we’ll ever have of what it’s like to have sex with Louis C.K.
Well, Louis C.K. +1.

Via Reddit.

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