Christian Bale Has Once Again Morphed His Body For Our Entertainment

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November 16, 2017

Ladies and gentleman, I am honoured to inform you that Christian Bale has undergone another frankly worrying body transformation to play a character. This time he’s chubbed up to play former U.S. vice president Dick Cheney, and we must all pray for his atrophied cells, which have undergone so much punishment over the course of his career.

Behold:

Here are some cursed images of Christian Bale bulking up to play Dick Cheney pic.twitter.com/aEHJkYzjUn

— Lights, Camera, Barstool (@LightsCameraPod) November 14, 2017

For the record, in case you have forgotten what the vampire lord of the Iraq War looks like, this is Dick Cheney:

That first shot especially is kinda eerily similar, to be honest. Bale is starring as Cheney in the upcoming Adam McKay film Backseat. The title refers to the fact that Cheney was often referred to as a ‘backseat president’ during his tenure as VP, with vast influence over actual president George W. Bush.

Suffice to say, chubby Christian Bale has become something of a hit online due to his extreme dad aesthetic. The clothes help – surely he doesn’t need to wear those baggy-ass jeans to play Dick Cheney.

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https://twitter.com/JoeBerkowitz/status/930501888440766470

Christian Bale is that bloke in the pub that clears the empty glasses even tho he doesn’t work there. pic.twitter.com/JzQf7hhgMV

— Padderz (@paadzzzy1980) November 15, 2017

Him on Bumble versus him standing outside the bar for your first date pic.twitter.com/RJow1DYYKE

— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) November 14, 2017

christian bale looks like a chef in a food magazine talking abt how his love of cooking helped him kick his drug addiction pic.twitter.com/mkJwwRCfJO

— america’s lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) November 15, 2017