Please Enjoy Chrissy Teigen Schooling Fuckwit IG Plebs Who Told Her To “Wear A Bra”

Chrissy Teigen

One of the true gifts in this world is Chrissy Teigen, one of the most genuinely funny celebs every to grace social media, imo. Her tweets? Classic. Her Instagram clapbacks at fuckwit commenters? Priceless.

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Just today Chrissy was forced to flex her sass muscle when some of her followers decided to weigh in on her decision not to wear a bra in an Insta pic. Sigh x 1000.

In the post, Chrissy is pictured in a toy store looking excited, along with the caption: “what do you think I’m looking at”. The correct answer was “Polly Pockets”, but idiots will be idiots, so naturally the dumb comments came flooding in.

One user said: “A bra, girl get you one!” while another said: “A new bra that you desperately need”. I had to laugh at this attempted sledge, but only because of the typo: “A mirror and you are shocked that your boons are down to your ankles!!”.

Nothing worse than saggy “boons” after all.

Anyway, these comments are completely cooked for several reasons: 1. Everyone knows bras are the worst and it’s nice to free-boob when you can 2. They’re Chrissy’s boobs and she can do what she wants with them and 3. STOP COMMENTING ON WOMEN’S BODIES YOU ASSHOLES.

Chrissy could have just ignored them — and really, a lot of her followers went in to bat for her, which was nice — but of course she clapped back because she’s Chrissy. She posted a few sass comments, but honestly the highlight for me was: “Allow me to save you from my titties”.

If you don’t like what you see corina7627, move the fuck along. And Chrissy Teigen: you just keep doing you, please.

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