Chris Pratt Apologises In Advance To Anybody He May Offend In The Future


Chris Pratt may lead gangs of raptors around on motorbikes, but he knows a lot better than to get on the internet’s bad side:
With the press tour for Jurassic World coming up, Pratt seems to believe that he will probably end up with his foot in his mouth at some point – a likely scenario, given every other press tour for every other major film in recent memory.
With that in mind, he has issued a heartfelt, pre-emptive apology, expressing his regret for having offended whoever is offended with whatever he will probably end up saying, because he is “just dumb” and he crossed a line.
You can read his whole anticipatory apology below, and you really should, because it’s a masterpiece of contrition that will truly resonate with the whole internet, forever

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld…

Posted by Chris Pratt on Friday, May 22, 2015

Jurassic World hits Australian cinemas on June 11.
via Complex
Photo: Astrid Stawiarz via Getty Images

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