Chris Hemsworth Perfects Pass-Ag With Snarky Wife-Hunting Insta Post

Look, being Chris Hemsworth is probably not such a bad gig. Being an internationally-recognised Aussie export, helming a titanic film franchise, savouring the victory of a long-suffering footy team – that’s all gravy. 

That being said, the fella seemingly endures tireless inquisitions into his personal life. The 33-year-old father of three and husband to Elsa Pataky probably puts up with more rumours in a single news cycle than us plebs do in a lifetime. 

So, after Woman’s Day published a yarn professing his marriage is on the rocks, Hemsworth did what anyone in his position would be liable to do: he shared the most flagrantly passive-aggressive Instagram post our minds can conjure.

After Woman’s Day reported a ‘source’ saying “they’ve decided they need space, and they’ve been taking a little break from each other,” that kind of record-setting snark seems utterly justified. 

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