You know that rule about “never tweeting“? The one that Calvin Harris should probably adhere to with some pretty severe rigidity at the moment?
@NickJWReilly Think He’s
F-ing Idiot who lied to British ppl
& Didnt have the??????2 LEAD
THEM ONCE “LEAVE”VOTE WON??..anymore questions??— Cher (@cher) July 13, 2016
Not content to stop there, the account you should be following then loaded up a photo of Johnson (a man who perpetually looks like he’s shitfaced at a karaoke bar and about to shout through a shockingly bad rendition of ‘Sweet Caroline‘) standing next to who Cher thought to be his Brexit cohort/the man with world’s most punchable face Nigel Farage.
@BigDollarRich IN????…THEY’D BE TWIDDLE DUMB & TWIDDLE DUMBER??
IN UK…THEY’RE TWIDDLE TOSSER & TWIDDLE WANKER?? pic.twitter.com/nQUg4LKH7k— Cher (@cher) July 14, 2016
Realising the error of her ways, Cher quickly issued a trademark Cher-style apology.
ITS HARD 2DO,BUT WHEN U TALK BIG,U MUST APOLOGIZE BIG??SORRY,THOUGHT I HIT PHOTO OF BORIS & NIGEL.IM A TWIT????
SORRY,UNFAMILIAR WITH
TONY??— Cher (@cher) July 14, 2016
Never apologise for that, Cher. This is the kind of gold standard, top shelf-quality content that gets us out of bed in the morning.
