Charlie Sheen Still Exists, Apparently, And Now He Has His Own Emojis

Charlie Sheen very sneakily and without much ado at all, released an emoji line, imaginatively titled ‘Sheenoji’.
While it’s very unlike Sheen not to make a fuss, there was little to no advertising for the emoji line. Which is probably because it’s… not great. 
Take a look for yourself:

Start winning with Charlie Sheen’s new app, Sheenoji! Share your inner-Sheen with all your friends via text – http://bit.ly/sheenoji #charliesheen #ios #sheenoji #emoji

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The app offers over 100 Sheen-related icons, stickers, and ‘Charlie’isms’, and it’ll set ya back a cold hard $1.49 in Australia.
But even worse than losing a whole buck fiddy, is the app’s description:

“Sheenoji, Charlie Sheen’s official emoji keyboard app lets you share your inner Charlie with the world.

Bring your tiger’s blood to a boil! Release your inner man’s man. 

Fire a torpedo of truth into the technosphere. And above all, be POSITIVELY NEGATIVE!”

But, we’d expect nothing less from this bloke:
If you want to irk all your friends via text message, then you can download Sheenoij via the App Store
Source: App Store
Photo: Michael Buckner / Getty. 

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