Charlie Sheen Pelts Rihanna With Dad Insults After Restaurant Snub

Welp, apparently when Charlie Sheen is out to impress new girlfriend/woman who evidently can’t remember earlier than 2012 Brett Rossi, you don’t say no unless you’re ready to cop a bunch of dad insults on Twitter.

Sheen was apparently out for dinner with Rossi when they found out Rihanna was eating in the same restaurant. He sent word they wanted to meet her and was turned down, so did what anyone would do: post a weird diatribe on the internet!
The whole thing is worth reading, particularly if you enjoy line breaks that make no sense, but here are some of our fav burns:
Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot)
oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn’t for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you.
Thanks dad! He also hashtagged the whole thing “#Hamateur” which IMO isn’t up there with #winning, but they can’t all be hits.
Rihanna kept it fairly low-key in response:

Still too early yet to rule this out as the best beef ever. Here’s hoping Charlie Sheen comes back with some more sick dad-zingers!

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