Charlie Sheen Hits Peak Charlie Sheen In Father’s Day Twitter Rant

It was Father’s Day in America over the weekend – don’t worry Australia, you haven’t missed it, you have until the first Sunday in September to buy your dad a mildly disappointing gift – and tiger blood-drenched warlock Charlie Sheen took the opportunity to remind the world he still exists, via a classic Charlie Sheen Twitter rant.

The Two And A Half Men and Anger Management star, who writes Tweets in his own patented haiku style, told the world how he really feels about his ex-wives. Brooke Mueller is a “sexy rok star” but Denise Richards is a “heretic washed up piglet shame pile” and a “shake down piece of shit doosh phace.”

Brooke M is a
sexy rok star whom
I adore

D Richards
a
heretic washed up
piglet
Shame pile

Happy Father’s Day!!!
© http://t.co/5sZGPyAg8Q

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) June 21, 2015

Apocalypse
RIGHT
now!
Kilgore
“This is the Romeo
Fox-trot, shall we dance”

this “WILL” become
a case study
©
#Db http://t.co/IZxQLmPljL

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) June 21, 2015

Cadre:
on FD; Father’s Rights!
I INSIST we devour the
mendacity of
these “kidnapping”
D Richards “types”
& bring justice
to “us”
©
#TtIrN

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) June 21, 2015

open letter to
the
media:
Denise Richards
is a shake down
piece of shit doosh phace
&
worst mom alive!
a d… http://t.co/dtlt6dAHwi

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) June 21, 2015

Sheen’s other ex-wife Donna Peele somehow missed out on all the fun. Denise Richards evidently decided to take the high road:

Happy Dad’s Day! @charliesheen have a great trip in Mexico! Kids were disappointed u weren’t here for it- Hey we’ll celebrate when u r back!

— Denise Richards (@DENISE_RICHARDS) June 21, 2015