Tatum’s disguise was so good that at least some fans present had no idea who was sitting across the table, as ‘Scott’ conducted market research, asking them about the best part of Magic Mike (“the pelvic thrusting”) and the best actor (“Matthew McConaughey” – our hearts are shattering into a million pieces).
Because C-Tates wouldn’t leave anybody hanging, even the two women who said they didn’t care about the film’s story, he corralled some strippers to put on a show, then twerked up on a few laps before losing his disguise, leaving the audience of rock hard ab connoisseurs in borderline hysterics.
TBH we understand the complex array of feelings this lady is experiencing:
Conveniently enough, the whole thing was filmed for you to enjoy, so, um, enjoy: