Raise your hand if you feel personally victimised by Chad and Sophie’s ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY on tonight’s episode of Big Brother. *raises hand through the fucking ROOF*
Do I hate love? Maybe a little. But I’m sure I’m not alone in absolutely despising month anniversaries.
Happy 1 month anniversary Chad and Sophie. #BBAU 😍 pic.twitter.com/65nsOFea3X
— Big Brother AU (@BigBrotherAU) July 6, 2020
By definition, an anniversary is “the date on which an event took place or an institution was founded in a previous year.”
YEAR. An anniversary is an ANNUAL event. A-N-N-U-A-L. You get one per year. That’s it. None of this six month anniversary bullshit. And absolutely none of this “we’ve been kinda sorta dating for one month on a reality TV show but everyone knows this is all just for views and we won’t even date on the outside” nonsense.
Make it stop! I’m begging you.
Thankfully, I’m not the only person who cringed harder than ever before at the one-month anniversary nonsense.
https://twitter.com/SSoreskin/status/1280074798345814017
Much like Dan & Anna’s love story that we simply cannot give half a shit about, nobody wants to watch Sophie and Chad sipping champers in the backyard.
https://twitter.com/GlitterTrash3/status/1280074355364335616
Look, I know it’s been a while since Bachie graced our screens, but this isn’t what we signed up for Big Brother.
https://twitter.com/doolyprk/status/1280074875512557569
Make it stop.
the chad/sophie focus is becoming a bit much imo. #bbau
— Alisha. (@Lisheon) July 6, 2020
Can we please hurry up and get to the drama that’ll undoubtedly unfold when it comes out that Chad or Sophie have a partner on the outside?
Chad going all IN on Sophie since he realized he won’t be able to see his American girlfriend for a long ass time…. #BBAU pic.twitter.com/bVfUBxpgBQ
— Corey ☮️ (@coreyants) July 6, 2020
Chads LA girlfriend watching him celebrate his 1 month anniversary like: 👁👄👁 #BBAU
— Georja 🐆🌺⚡️ (@ItsGeorjaaa) July 6, 2020
Now obviously we don’t know for sure that Chad has a girlfriend, but that hasn’t stopped Twitter from being UPSET about it.
Travel restrictions during a global pandemic are NOT a good reason to cheat on your LA GF, Chad… 🙄 #BBAU pic.twitter.com/PPpdG9DR8B
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@artpunkamor) July 6, 2020
I swear, they better be dropping Chad’s LA GF in as an intruder to spice things up… 😛 #BBAU pic.twitter.com/FJVK2kGjcs
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@artpunkamor) July 6, 2020
But perhaps the only person who despises this more than I do is Casey herself, who looks like she’s quite literally about to throw hands over it.
Sophie and Chad are going to come back inside to find their car tyres slashed and bitch scrawled across the windscreen. Casey will have no idea how it happened. #BBAU
— Peter Morton (@petermortonidau) July 6, 2020
Casey wanting time make a “big move” and break up Chad and Sophie when it’s final 8. The only move to make at this point (for her). What happened to breaking them up at the final 10 when she had the chance to? Oh that’s right, Hannah had to go for wanting the boys to go. 😐 #BBAU
— Corey ☮️ (@coreyants) July 6, 2020
