A Very Good Morning To Chace Crawford And His Spandex-Clad Dick Print

Chace Crawford

Your days of not seeing the spandex-clad penis of Chace Crawford are over, my friend, thanks to Amazon, who sent out a promotional image of the star that leaves very little to the imagination.

Crawford plays a lead role in new series The Boys, a dark comedy about a group of not-so-heroic superheroes, and his character is a tongue-in-cheek Aquaman rip-off called The Deep.

Amazon recently sent out a calendar for the show, focused on Crawford’s character, and fans quickly noticed something, um, sticking out in the March image:

Chace Crawford

Well, hello there.

All the images except for this one feature digital smoothing on his crotchal region, meaning that this is either a genuine oversight, or, much more likely, a horny attempt at viral marketing.

Either way, here you are, reading about the show, and contemplating the proportions of Chace Crawford’s aquatic dingus, so I’d count this one as a win for Amazon.

The Boys is based on the comic book of the same name by Garth Ennis and Darick Robertson. Per the official plot summary, the show is

“… an irreverent take on what happens when superheroes, who are as popular as celebrities, as influential as politicians and as revered as Gods, abuse their superpowers rather than use them for good.”

The first season is streaming now on Amazon Prime.