Righto, so in case you missed it DJ Khaled’s been trending internationally on twitter since yesterday. New song? Not exactly. Inspirational quote about the “Theys”? Nope, but one’s probably on its way.
Instead, it’s a radio interview Khaled took part in some time ago that’s causing a bloody raucous. In the way the internet works, it’s magically re-surfaced on twitter and hoo boy is it spicy.
In the interview Khaled says how he believes “woman should praise the king” la di di dah, fast forward a bit and he shares how he’s never gone down on his now-wife, Nicole Tuck, which is cool if you have your own personal preference and it’s a two way street. But nah, according to Khaled, women have to go down on men, they just have to.
“It’s different rules for men, you gotta understand, we the king. There are some things that y’all might not wanna do but it gotta get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do.”
Ah, yeah.
You can chuck that interview a suss below:
ok so I’m convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny
— Toronto Raccoon (@howcomeyousmell) May 4, 2018
Good stuff.
Now, it’s been nearly three days since the vid erupted on twitter so it’s fair to say Khaled has been sufficiently roasted. In honour of this, here’s a fine collection of a coupla big names and blessed writers chucking shade at the king.
https://twitter.com/evanrachelwood/status/992513906139512832
Oh my God.
Double standard. A code containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.
See also: DJ Khaled👇 👇 https://t.co/OISC53qTde https://t.co/AeAg5pl84T
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) May 4, 2018
A King who doesn’t is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI
— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) May 4, 2018
The Rock has spoken.
Ahem.. *clears throat*
as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread 👀— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) May 6, 2018
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/992521717795958785
https://twitter.com/kateleth/status/992668314630422529
DJ Khaled would be a much better rapper if his tongue were stronger
— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) May 5, 2018
New rule: whenever you go down on your girl you gotta yell “DJ KHALED” “WE THE BEST”
— Dave @ Gloomwood (@DaveOshry) May 6, 2018
In the wise words of “Sex and the City” Miranda Hobbes, “Oh, well, forget it! I only give head to get head!” #DJKhaled
— Tom and Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) May 4, 2018
I bet if you let him yell “DJ KHALED!” into your pussy he might change his mind
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) May 5, 2018
Sweet Jesus.
Before the DJ Khaled news, I didn’t realize Alf was a hero. pic.twitter.com/tMhOY0BAm8
— Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) May 5, 2018
The interview is a few years old though so who knows, maybe Khaled has had a change of mind or probably not. Either way, he’s clearly not fussed by the entire thing and is currently on a Khaled family vacation… not eating pussy.
Nicole, unless you don’t like getting your box eaten out – you a real trooper.
Well, this was fun.
Happy Sunday.
