Happy Halloween you spooky slags, or, should I say, happy Halloween for yesterday. While we’re all working the Monday away in Australia, the Americans across the pond are putting on their most elaborate costumes and living their best lives. Lucky for us, we get to see all the hot pics and distract ourselves from our Monday woes.
Well, let’s get right into this thing then, no need for introductions. By now we all know how Halloween works.
Celebrities get dressed up, everyone enjoys looking at their costumes, then Mariah Carey takes her place on her icy throne to prepare us all for Christmas. It’s just the way things go.
I’ve collected all the hot AF Halloween costumes from across the internet for you to enjoy, so sit back, relax, and contemplate how much having money to create perfect costumes helps.
Kourtney & Travis as Clarence and Alabama from True Romance
This is apparently Travis Barker‘s favourite film, which honestly makes sense.
Kim Petras as Michael Myers from Halloween
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVrAMpwvNbr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
She murdered this (badum tssss).
Lil Nas X as Voldemort from Harry Potter
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtQ3k-l_4X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
“He who must be called by your name” is the funniest caption I’ve read so far.
Janelle Monáe as The Grinch
🤢🤮🤑🔫✅🔋 pic.twitter.com/LQQkcZBP7O
— Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 (@JanelleMonae) October 31, 2021
Two posts for this one because it’s so fkn good.
Just fired everyone and listened to them cry. Heaven. 💚
-Grinch pic.twitter.com/xoxa14ONHZ— Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 (@JanelleMonae) October 31, 2021
Doja Cat as Miss Sara Bellum from The Powerpuff Girls
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtnvfJPlEV/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
This is so simple yet so smart. I am obsessed.
Charli XCX as Morticia Addams from The Addams Family
Stream ‘Good Ones’.
Lizzo as Grogu (Baby Yoda) from The Mandalorian
It’s safe to say that Lizzo has won Halloween. Her TikToks in costume killed me.
Foe Thee Frenchie as Harley Quinn from Batman
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtXZuHv0k9/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Nothing but respect for my prince. Real hot dog shit.
Megan Thee Stallion as Hellraiser
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVanfwKln_e/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Shoutout to Gottmik, who clearly inspired this look.
Cardi B and Kulture as Witches
I swear Kulture was born like last year, but alas, these two look so cute together.
Tom Daley as Robin from Batman
Nothing but adoration for my knitting king.
Kendall Jenner as Martian Girl from Mars Attacks!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVs1t-LPUVo/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Now this, this is camp!
Hayley Kiyoko as Kang Sae-byeok from Squid Game
Killed this.
Dua Lipa as ?????
Ma’am, we get that you’re pretty and also thin, but what on Earth are you wearing?
In this fit, Dua reminds me of one of those purple spiked balls that you play with as a kid.
Ariana Grande as The Creature from The Black Lagoon
There’s one thing that Grande’s gonna do and it’s take Halloween fkn seriously.
Sophie Turner, Joe Jonas & Olivia De Jonge as Isabella, Lizzie and Paolo from The Lizzie McGuire Movie
So good that even Hilary Duff herself approved.
Harry Styles as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
This man knows what he’s doing…
Hailey Bieber as Britney Spears
I wonder what Justin was doing for Halloween.
Ciara as Selena
This is fkn bomb and I will not be hearing otherwise.
Chloe Bailey as Lola from Shark Tale
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVnzU73P4tp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
I have no fkn words… live-action Shark Tale when.
Chloe Bailey as Betty Boop
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVs1ZhWPkjA/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
TWO killer Halloween costumes? We were not worthy of such slayage.
Aquaria as Divine from Pink Flamingoes (as a Pink Flamingo)
The creativity here is off the charts.
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom as a Vaccine and a Doctor
Katy Perry is the queen of outrageous costumes.
Adam Rippon as Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend
Happy Halloween 🎃 https://t.co/1GqBgWthVv pic.twitter.com/a2cwBYsnfq
— Adam Rippon (@AdamRippon) October 31, 2021
I wouldn’t call American figure skater Adam Rippon a celebrity really, but this costume was too good to ignore.
