Hey bitches, remember Cassi from the fifth cycle of Australia’s Next Top Model? The model-at-large now goes by her full name Cassi Van Den Dungen and she’s just about had enough of you fuckers who aren’t liking her Instagram posts.
She kindly posted an inspirational quote to social media yesterday, one that propagates the idea that we should all “Say yes to adventures“, because she’s a ~ FREE SPIRITED ~ ANGEL who likes #roadtrips with her #besties, and only wants the same for you.
For some unknown reason, her quote got a dismal 14 likes. FOURTEEN. It’s abundantly clear her followers don’t like being footloose – nor do they enjoy being fancy-free.
Literally what is not to like??
And so, Cassi took a screenshot of this dismal ‘like’ situation and quite rightfully smacked her followers THA FUCK down for being sedentary fucking fun sponges.
“After going away on an amazing holiday / road trip I come home to see my post on new adventures had only 14 likes… The lowest amount I’ve ever had on Instagram…”
“I have to say I’m pretty shocked because this, to me, either means that people A) don’t like me having new adventures, as if I’m not allowed fun, or B) it means people don’t like new adventures…… Either way, all I have to say to those people who didn’t like my post and don’t like having fun is….. YOU ALL SUCK!!!!!! Adventures are un and I’ll enjoy every one I have.”
“To the 14 people who did like my post…. WOOOW!!!!! Bring on new adventures!!!!”
CAN WE GET A HUG AND SOME PROPER SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWERS OVER HERE PLEASE? Thank you.
Images: Cassi’s glorious Insta.
