Brangelina To Wed (Or, Adopt Each Other)

The entire world is reporting that everybody’s favourite hotties, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, are engaged to marry after seven years, six children, five bad facial hair decisions, four akimbo legs, three multi-ethnic kids, two awkward dinners with Jen, and one hell of a tabloid ride together.

Pitt’s manager confirmed the rumours (which have been circulating for about six of the seven years) to The Hollywood Reporter, saying “Yes, it’s confirmed. It is a promise for the future and their kids are very happy. There’s no date set at this time. Brad designed the ring.”

What about the ring, you ask? Beverly Hills jeweller, Robert Procop worked closely with Brad, who “had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so I was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suite Angelina’s hand. Brad was always heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design evolution. The side diamonds are specially cut to encircle her finger. Each diamond is of the highest gem quality.”

You can all start speculating about The Dress, right about – now! My prediction: black, asymmetrical, strapless, custom Armani Privé with a to-the-neck-split! Oh wait…

More Stuff From PEDESTRIAN.TV